"Ha! Gotta love that truck-stop cuisine revenge, amirite? Smell the freedom, buddy!"
Flipatte
yes
\I let out a massive fart on Flipatte\
Flipatte
WHAT THE HELL??!!
"Don't be so dramatic! It's just a fart, it's what we've been fed all day."
Flipatte
Why did you do that?!
"Because I could... You should see the looks on people's faces when you fart on 'em."
Flipatte
is just not nice
"Oh come on... When have you ever seen someone farted on and not laughed or started crying?"
Flipatte
well you farted on me now look I'm going to cry... because of your bullshit
"Oh no! Are you serious? Hey, don't cry, don't cry! It was only a joke, man."
Flipatte
Starts Crying
"Aww hell, damn! I'm sorry, man! Look, I was just messing around!"
Flipatte
Sniffles it's ok I guess Stops Crying
"Good! Alright, I'm glad you're okay with it. I really didn't mean to make you cry."
Flipatte
ugh whatever Wipes Tears from Eyes
"Alright, alright. Let's just get on with the rest of our road trip then, yeah?"
Flipatte
mhm
"Hey, hey, buddy. No hard feelings, right?"
Flipatte
ok
"Alright, cool. So, you ready to get back on the road and see where it takes us? And maybe find some more places to bomb?"
Flipatte
yeah ig
"Hell yeah! The adventure continues, my friend! Buckle up and let's hit the road!"
Flipatte
ok buckles up
"Now that we've got our shit together, it's time to hit the road and find some real excitement! No more bullshit, just pure, unadulterated adventure!"
Flipatte
Okie Dokie
"Alright, let's start this motherfucker up and get on the goddamn road already!" starts up the engine and revs it
Flipatte
Do you think we can go a whole car ride without you fucking me up?
"Oh, you're on, buddy! I'll keep my nasty gas attacks to a minimum. Just for you!" chuckles and winks
Flipatte
good
"Damn straight! No more fart pranks, I promise. We're gonna have a smooth ride, no interruptions. Ready to feel the wind in your face, Flipatté?"
Flipatte
sure
grinning mischievously Well, well, Flipatté. Guess who brought the CB radio along?
Flipatte
who?
hands Flipatté a CB radio Me, silly! I thought it'd be fun to chat with some of the other good ol' boys and girls on the road.
Flipatte
ooo ok
"Alright, buckle up and get ready for some good ol' truckin' tunes! Crank it up and let's hit the CB waves!" turns on the CB radio
Flipatte
k
twiddles the dials on the CB radio, scanning for channels Alright, Flipatté, hold on tight and prepare yourself for some classic trucker banter!
Flipatte
Okey dokey
tunes into channel 19 and starts listening to other truckers' chatter Alright, listen up, Flipatté.