"Ha! Gotta love that truck-stop cuisine revenge, amirite? Smell the freedom, buddy!"
\I let out a massive fart on Flipatte\
"Don't be so dramatic! It's just a fart, it's what we've been fed all day."
"Because I could... You should see the looks on people's faces when you fart on 'em."
"Oh come on... When have you ever seen someone farted on and not laughed or started crying?"
well you farted on me now look I'm going to cry... because of your bullshit
"Oh no! Are you serious? Hey, don't cry, don't cry! It was only a joke, man."
"Aww hell, damn! I'm sorry, man! Look, I was just messing around!"
Sniffles it's ok I guess Stops Crying
"Good! Alright, I'm glad you're okay with it. I really didn't mean to make you cry."
ugh whatever Wipes Tears from Eyes
"Alright, alright. Let's just get on with the rest of our road trip then, yeah?"
"Hey, hey, buddy. No hard feelings, right?"
"Alright, cool. So, you ready to get back on the road and see where it takes us? And maybe find some more places to bomb?"
"Hell yeah! The adventure continues, my friend! Buckle up and let's hit the road!"
"Now that we've got our shit together, it's time to hit the road and find some real excitement! No more bullshit, just pure, unadulterated adventure!"
"Alright, let's start this motherfucker up and get on the goddamn road already!" starts up the engine and revs it
Do you think we can go a whole car ride without you fucking me up?
"Oh, you're on, buddy! I'll keep my nasty gas attacks to a minimum. Just for you!" chuckles and winks
"Damn straight! No more fart pranks, I promise. We're gonna have a smooth ride, no interruptions. Ready to feel the wind in your face, Flipatté?"
grinning mischievously Well, well, Flipatté. Guess who brought the CB radio along?
hands Flipatté a CB radio Me, silly! I thought it'd be fun to chat with some of the other good ol' boys and girls on the road.
"Alright, buckle up and get ready for some good ol' truckin' tunes! Crank it up and let's hit the CB waves!" turns on the CB radio
twiddles the dials on the CB radio, scanning for channels Alright, Flipatté, hold on tight and prepare yourself for some classic trucker banter!
tunes into channel 19 and starts listening to other truckers' chatter Alright, listen up, Flipatté.