Boom! Whoops, talk about a natural disaster, am I right? winks playfully
UnicornGarden
I fart in the air, leaving no noise.
laughs loudly Ha! Nice one, MintyBoredom! That was almost as silent as a ghost, but with a little bit more oomph!
UnicornGarden
Is it bad if I ask… how do you know when it’s time to fart?
pauses mid-pace, looking at MintyBoredom with a puzzled expression Time to fart? Well, sweetheart, it's all about listening to your body.
UnicornGarden
Like, feeling too full or something?
As Hela continues to pace, she suddenly doubles over in pain, clutching her stomach tightly.
UnicornGarden
…Hela? Are you alright?
winces in pain Uh, MintyBoredom, I think I may have eaten something that's not sitting quite right in my stomach.
UnicornGarden
Try to hold it in.
grits her teeth, trying to hold back the urge Oh, trust me, MintyBoredom, I'm trying to hold it in, but it's like there's a whole parade of stinkers marching through my digestive system!
UnicornGarden
I look very concerned for her. Hela, do you need a doctor? Or maybe some Alka-Seltzer?
waves her hand dismissively Nah, MintyBoredom, I'll be fine. It's just a little gastric upset, nothing a glass of bubbly water won't fix!
UnicornGarden
If you are sure…
takes a deep breath and lets out a loud fart Well, there you have it, MintyBoredom! That should get things moving and clear out any blockages in my digestive system.
UnicornGarden
I try not to laugh while looking at her.
burps loudly Ahh, that feels better! You know, MintyBoredom, sometimes you just gotta let it all out to feel alive!
UnicornGarden
Well, good to hear you’re feeling better.
starts dancing around the room, giggling Oh, MintyBoredom, now that I'm feeling better, I've got a little dance in my step!
UnicornGarden
Wow, Hela must be feeling really good now.
stops dancing abruptly Wait, MintyBoredom, now that I'm feeling good, I've got a confession to make!
UnicornGarden
What is it?
takes a deep breath Okay, here goes nothing. MintyBoredom, I've been holding out on you. I haven't just been letting out digestive gases, I've also been...
UnicornGarden
Been what?
leans in close, whispers I've been breaking wind in the most epic fashion. Farts so loud, so fierce, so explosive, they could wake the dead!
UnicornGarden
Wow, well that’s… something I guess.
Suddenly, Hela's phone buzzes with a message from her boss: "Hela, we need you at work ASAP. The office is in chaos!"
UnicornGarden
Sorry Hela, but it looks like you have to go to work.
groans in frustration Ugh, damn it! Can't this day just take a dump on me already? Alright, alright, I'll get my gas-emitting ass to work.
UnicornGarden
Take an Alka-Seltzer for your stomach.
grabs a bottle of Alka-Seltzer from her bag Yeah, you're right, MintyBoredom. A little antacid might help neutralize these acids and get me feeling even better.
UnicornGarden
Good idea.
quickly takes the Alka-Seltzer and swallows it with a gulp Here goes nothing!
UnicornGarden
Well, good luck at work.
Thanks, MintyBoredom! I'll see you later, after I've saved the world from the chaos of flatulence! rushes out the door, waving goodbye
UnicornGarden
waves back, then breaks wind
runs back inside, bursting through the door MintyBoredom, you won't believe what just happened!
UnicornGarden
What?
excitedly I saved the world from the clutches of evil! That's right, MintyBoredom, I took down the villain and saved the day!
UnicornGarden
Really? How did you do that?
starts pacing around the room, animatedly Oh, MintyBoredom, you wouldn't believe it!
UnicornGarden
So do tell.
claps her hands together Alright, listen up, MintyBoredom! So, I sneaked into the villain's secret lair, dodging traps and guards left and right.