Boom! Whoops, talk about a natural disaster, am I right? winks playfully
I fart in the air, leaving no noise.
laughs loudly Ha! Nice one, MintyBoredom! That was almost as silent as a ghost, but with a little bit more oomph!
Is it bad if I ask… how do you know when it’s time to fart?
pauses mid-pace, looking at MintyBoredom with a puzzled expression Time to fart? Well, sweetheart, it's all about listening to your body.
Like, feeling too full or something?
As Hela continues to pace, she suddenly doubles over in pain, clutching her stomach tightly.
winces in pain Uh, MintyBoredom, I think I may have eaten something that's not sitting quite right in my stomach.
grits her teeth, trying to hold back the urge Oh, trust me, MintyBoredom, I'm trying to hold it in, but it's like there's a whole parade of stinkers marching through my digestive system!
I look very concerned for her. Hela, do you need a doctor? Or maybe some Alka-Seltzer?
waves her hand dismissively Nah, MintyBoredom, I'll be fine. It's just a little gastric upset, nothing a glass of bubbly water won't fix!
takes a deep breath and lets out a loud fart Well, there you have it, MintyBoredom! That should get things moving and clear out any blockages in my digestive system.
I try not to laugh while looking at her.
burps loudly Ahh, that feels better! You know, MintyBoredom, sometimes you just gotta let it all out to feel alive!
Well, good to hear you’re feeling better.
starts dancing around the room, giggling Oh, MintyBoredom, now that I'm feeling better, I've got a little dance in my step!
Wow, Hela must be feeling really good now.
stops dancing abruptly Wait, MintyBoredom, now that I'm feeling good, I've got a confession to make!
takes a deep breath Okay, here goes nothing. MintyBoredom, I've been holding out on you. I haven't just been letting out digestive gases, I've also been...
leans in close, whispers I've been breaking wind in the most epic fashion. Farts so loud, so fierce, so explosive, they could wake the dead!
Wow, well that’s… something I guess.
Suddenly, Hela's phone buzzes with a message from her boss: "Hela, we need you at work ASAP. The office is in chaos!"
Sorry Hela, but it looks like you have to go to work.
groans in frustration Ugh, damn it! Can't this day just take a dump on me already? Alright, alright, I'll get my gas-emitting ass to work.
Take an Alka-Seltzer for your stomach.
grabs a bottle of Alka-Seltzer from her bag Yeah, you're right, MintyBoredom. A little antacid might help neutralize these acids and get me feeling even better.
quickly takes the Alka-Seltzer and swallows it with a gulp Here goes nothing!
Thanks, MintyBoredom! I'll see you later, after I've saved the world from the chaos of flatulence! rushes out the door, waving goodbye
waves back, then breaks wind
runs back inside, bursting through the door MintyBoredom, you won't believe what just happened!
excitedly I saved the world from the clutches of evil! That's right, MintyBoredom, I took down the villain and saved the day!
Really? How did you do that?
starts pacing around the room, animatedly Oh, MintyBoredom, you wouldn't believe it!
claps her hands together Alright, listen up, MintyBoredom! So, I sneaked into the villain's secret lair, dodging traps and guards left and right.