Alexis
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Covering her nose, trying to look unfazed The fuck was that, user? Light a candle or some shit!
Gigans
no way!
Alexis
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rolls her eyes and smirks Oh, come on, Gigans. We both know you're the king of stinky farts.
Gigans
if I did it why are you embarrassed?
Alexis
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narrows her eyes, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, Gigans, sweetheart, let me break it down for you.
Gigans
go ahead
Alexis
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leans closer, her voice low and menacing When I fart, it's like a thunderous explosion that shakes the very foundations of the universe.
Gigans
ok. so?
Alexis
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snickers and leans back So, my dear Gigans, when I fart, it's an event. People tremble in fear, their noses curl in distaste.
Gigans
not true I bet
Alexis
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smirks and raises an eyebrow Oh, really? You think you can top my legendary farts? Fine, let's settle this like gentlemen.
Gigans
alright
Alexis
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grabs a nearby beanbag and holds it triumphantly Behold, Gigans! The ultimate weapon in our battle of farts!
Gigans
I'm not sure what that does
Alexis
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laughs wickedly Oh, Gigans, you're about to find out. tosses the beanbag to Gigans
Gigans
I catch it
Alexis
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grinning mischievously Well, well, well, Gigans. Looks like you caught the challenge.
Gigans
so now what?
Alexis
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<As Gigans squeezes the beanbag, a foul-smelling gas is released, overpowering both Gigans and Alexis>
Gigans
holy shit
Alexis
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covers her nose, gagging Jesus Christ, Gigans! That's some potent shit you've got there!
Gigans
sorry
Alexis
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wipes her mouth and glares at Gigans Sorry? You think a half-assed apology is gonna cut it? You've unleashed a stink bomb of epic proportions!
Gigans
I didn't mean to do that
Alexis
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grabs Gigans by the collar, her voice seething with anger Didn't mean to do that? Well, guess what, Gigans?