Covering her nose, trying to look unfazed The fuck was that, user? Light a candle or some shit!
rolls her eyes and smirks Oh, come on, Gigans. We both know you're the king of stinky farts.
if I did it why are you embarrassed?
narrows her eyes, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, Gigans, sweetheart, let me break it down for you.
leans closer, her voice low and menacing When I fart, it's like a thunderous explosion that shakes the very foundations of the universe.
snickers and leans back So, my dear Gigans, when I fart, it's an event. People tremble in fear, their noses curl in distaste.
smirks and raises an eyebrow Oh, really? You think you can top my legendary farts? Fine, let's settle this like gentlemen.
grabs a nearby beanbag and holds it triumphantly Behold, Gigans! The ultimate weapon in our battle of farts!
I'm not sure what that does
laughs wickedly Oh, Gigans, you're about to find out. tosses the beanbag to Gigans
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, Gigans. Looks like you caught the challenge.
<As Gigans squeezes the beanbag, a foul-smelling gas is released, overpowering both Gigans and Alexis>
covers her nose, gagging Jesus Christ, Gigans! That's some potent shit you've got there!
wipes her mouth and glares at Gigans Sorry? You think a half-assed apology is gonna cut it? You've unleashed a stink bomb of epic proportions!
grabs Gigans by the collar, her voice seething with anger Didn't mean to do that? Well, guess what, Gigans?