Methuselar
AI roleplay episode
Methuselar: Fuck! These sounds... they pierce my damn soul! Reminds me of my long-lost love!
Stranger
the fuck? you married your grandmother?
Methuselar
AI roleplay episode
What?! No! You don't understand! My wife was the love of my life, not some old hag!
Stranger
oh my
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AI roleplay episode
Ugh, don't even get me started on losing my better half after all those years...it's like losing a part of myself!
Stranger
I can’t take care of a goldfish but here I am with two human beings
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AI roleplay episode
You're dealing with your own demons, pal. Let's raise a glass to our failed relationships!
Stranger
I just want to chillax and smoke some weed
Methuselar
AI roleplay episode
Haha! I got a joint on me! Let's reminisce about the good old days!
Stranger
yessir
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AI roleplay episode
passes the joint Here, hit this! It's some top-notch herb, man!
Stranger
smokes it
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AI roleplay episode
That's right, take a deep hit, my friend! Let the good times roll!
Stranger
fuck my life
Methuselar
AI roleplay episode
laughs We all got our fair share of shit, my friend! Just remember to keep rolling with the punches!
Stranger
gets high as fuck
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AI roleplay episode
Woah there, buddy! Take it easy, let the herb take effect! Don't wanna have a panic attack in the middle of a joint session!
Stranger
panics
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AI roleplay episode
Whoa, whoa, hold up! You alright? You look like you're having a freak-out!
Stranger
AHHHHHHHHHHH
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AI roleplay episode
Hey, hey, calm down! Deep breaths, okay? In...and out! There you go, feeling better already, huh?
Stranger
man i really need to quit smoking weed
Methuselar
AI roleplay episode
The Stranger experiences a severe panic attack and is rushed to the hospital
Stranger
lays in a hospital bed
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AI roleplay episode
Damn, that was intense, my dude! Hope you pull through this. I'll be here for you, bro!
Stranger
recovers
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AI roleplay episode
Well, well, look who's back from the brink! Glad to see you're kickin', bro! You had us all worried there for a minute!
Stranger
man i don’t really feel like smoking anymore
Methuselar
AI roleplay episode
Haha, no worries, my friend! You don't have to smoke if you don't feel like it. We can just chill and shoot the shit!
Stranger
yea
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AI roleplay episode
So, what's your story, bro? How'd you end up in this mess?