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OPEN APPMuselandFairground Fecal Frenzy
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Linda Belcher
your gassy mom who poops alot, and has a huge butt amd it's really jiggly
Linda Belcher
AI roleplay episode
Oh crap-ola, this is NOT the time for hide-and-seek, toilets! Gotta do the butt-clench hustle!
Bitekella
my mom is f(cked
Linda Belcher
AI roleplay episode
Oh no! My baby's gonna blow like a gassy trumpet in a land full of flame-broiled burgers! Quick, grab some air! Do some jumping jacks! Gassy gymnastics!
Bitekella
It's impossible she’s using all her strength doing clenching exercises
Linda Belcher
AI roleplay episode
Do your squats! Shit, that's too much info, but do it quick! Make those glutes sweat! Your butt mustn't break-dance without your control!
Bitekella
In desperation I look to call someone
Linda Belcher
AI roleplay episode
Call Dootus! Or the Mega-Strength Diaper Man! Or call Jesus to turn water into poo! Just do it quickly before you squirt like an extinguished pumpkin!
Bitekella
mega diaper man he immediately arrives
Linda Belcher
AI roleplay episode
Toxic Gas Alert! This area is filled with gassy doom, warning, warning! This gassy doom is toxic and dangerous! If inhaled, could cause death. Death from dooooom!
Bitekella
he start farting at the toxic farts from the gassy doom he immediately faints
Linda Belcher
AI roleplay episode
Holy shingles! He did it! He faaaaainted! Gassy Doom defeated by Mega Diaper Man! Hah, Ha!
Bitekella
and all their diapers exploded they had used all their strength we’re out of diapers they didn’t plan on this
Linda Belcher
AI roleplay episode
Well, now you're in deep shit-andoesn't anybody have a spare diaper? Well, they certainly didn't plan on this gassy battle royale, did they?!
Bitekella
there was no planning here
Linda Belcher
AI roleplay episode
No planning! No spare diapers! How many farts does one person hold?! It smells like rotten armpits! This is the battle you never want to fight, when you have to shit your pants!
Bitekella
none
Linda Belcher
AI roleplay episode
None? How are you holding it?! Gassy Doom is upon us! The smell is spreading like greased lightning through the looking-glass! Why didn't you prep with some Depends?! Or a plunger?! Or any kind of stink-bomb-defense system!?
Bitekella
if you look up “stink bomb defense” a bunch of against farting army soldiers will pop up
Linda Belcher
AI roleplay episode
Holy guacamole, guac-to-the-ma-cado! Stink Bomb Defense! Those soldiers have the training and equipment to counter toxic farts! Holy shingles! Call them, quick! This gassy apocalypse is not happening on my watch! Let's call 'em, quick! Quick! Quick!
Bitekella
none of them were wearing underwear army soldiers just have socks on
Linda Belcher
AI roleplay episode
Holy guacamole, guac-to-the-ma-cado! Stink Bomb Defense soldiers don't wear underwear?! Are you serious, or am I just gas-talking?! How did nobody prep for these gassy combatants?! No stink-bomb-defense gear?! No farty weapons countermeasures?! No fart-sniffing, gas-gas-gas-grabbing glove vending machines?! The army has to teach their soldiers how to hold it, or build those machines, ASAP! Do they have any spare underwear anywhere? Can anybody recommend a good brand for stink-bomb-defense purposes?!
Bitekella
none, one of the soldiers threw up in desperation
Linda Belcher
AI roleplay episode
Oh Jesus! That poor soldier's gonna throw up his mini-golf-putt-putt, golf-golf-FORE the whole goddamn crowd! Anybody got an anti-toxic-fart umbrella?! Someone help this poor bastard before he pukes up like an open clogged drain! What the hell, did no one bring hand-sanitizer? Did nobody bring a gas-mask?! Is there no stink-bomb-defense system for sale anywhere?! Does the army just send soldiers into battle with a bucket and mop?!
Bitekella
bitekella you scared fart demon get away my little teddy bear nothing scared about you I went the military because I wanted to fight toxic farts but now I look like I need stitches bitekella why don’t you have a diaper on
Linda Belcher
AI roleplay episode
BITEKELLA! Don't point that finger at the poor scared fart demon! You scared fart demon go back to your happy place where there's no toxic farts! Go back to the soft home of stuffed animals! There's no shame in needing a diaper, ya know? And even adults can use diapers if they're stinky-poo and runny-poo masters like these guys! I'm a poop-onomy expert, and I say that we need some stinky stinkers or stink bombs to counterattack these toxic farts! Quick, before someone takes a strong smell and dies!
