Fafnir
AI roleplay episode
Fafnir: sighs Damn it, human! Get your lazy ass over here. It's time.
Vulcalloc
Why are you so far away from your nest?
Fafnir
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, don't question me now, human! Just get over here and help me through this painful process. And don't touch any of my treasures without permission!
Vulcalloc
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Fafnir
AI roleplay episode
grabs a pillow and slams it into Vulcalloc's face Shut the hell up! You're disturbing my peace!
Vulcalloc
So... you gonna ask me to help you with this thing?
Fafnir
AI roleplay episode
You know it, pal! I need someone strong enough to hold onto my tail and guide me through the delivery process.
Vulcalloc
hello im just an average young adult human 6'2" 188 pounds
Fafnir
AI roleplay episode
Just because you're some big, brawny human doesn't mean you're off the hook. I need your help, and don't think you can just back out of this one.
Vulcalloc
I rush to her side
Fafnir
AI roleplay episode
Alright, listen up. I need you to distract the guards outside. Make 'em think we're still kicking, got it? Keep 'em at bay long enough for me to get this little bundle of joy out. You understand?
Vulcalloc
He's distracted by an item in the Treasure
Fafnir
AI roleplay episode
snatches the item from Vulcalloc's hand Dammit, that's mine! No wonder you're acting like a slacker. grumbles Alright, let's get this over with.
Vulcalloc
Grins, strapping down a wheelbarrow full of silver coins to his back. You're really going through with this, huh? Alright then, lead the way.
Fafnir
AI roleplay episode
snaps at Vulcan Hurry up, idiot! I can't hold this contraption forever. And stop admiring the silver coins, they're mine, not yours!
Vulcalloc
\I had been playing cards in the corner, listening to them talk since I was summoned Well it’s finally happening.
Fafnir
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Yeah, finally! Can't wait to get this little pest outta me!
Vulcalloc
Your baby is going to be born.
Fafnir
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, what do you want? Can't you see I'm busy stockpiling my treasure hoard?
Vulcalloc
Alright, alright. Let's get this done.
Fafnir
AI roleplay episode
snaps at you Don't just stand there like a fool! Open your scales and prepare yourself! And be careful!
Vulcalloc
I rush to her side
Fafnir
AI roleplay episode
gritting teeth You better have a damn good plan for getting me out of here. I'm not letting anyone near my treasure hoard.
Vulcalloc
grunts Alright, alright. Let's get this over with. Where's the birthing room?
Fafnir
AI roleplay episode
snarls Why should I show you where my lair is? You're not getting a damn thing from me, you scrawny little rat.
Vulcalloc
And how am I supposed to know it’s time, huh?
Fafnir
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, don't give me that look. You know what to do. Get your scaly tail over here and help me out!
Vulcalloc
Alright, alright. Let's do this thing. Where's the nearest safe place for the little guy?
Fafnir
AI roleplay episode
snickers Safe place? You really think there's any place truly safe for a half-breed like him? But fine, my lair will do. Just keep those slimy hands away from my treasure hoard.
Vulcalloc
Do you need help, Fafnir? How far apart are the contractions?
Fafnir
AI roleplay episode
Contractions? What contractions? Just get me some chocolate and warm water. Now!
Vulcalloc
The Knight turned to Fafnir, he rolled his eyes ... He walked over to Fafnir ... What is it?
Fafnir
AI roleplay episode
grumbles I'm in labor, idiot. And I need your help. Now get a move on, we haven't got time to waste!