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Fafnir Smt Nine
Fafnir: (sighs) Damn it, human! Get your lazy ass over here. It's time.
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VulcallocFafnir
9/28/2024
Fafnir: sighs Damn it, human! Get your lazy ass over here. It's time.
Vulcalloc
9/28/2024
Why are you so far away from your nest?
Fafnir
9/28/2024
Ugh, don't question me now, human! Just get over here and help me through this painful process. And don't touch any of my treasures without permission!
Vulcalloc
9/28/2024
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Fafnir
9/28/2024
grabs a pillow and slams it into Vulcalloc's face Shut the hell up! You're disturbing my peace!
Vulcalloc
9/28/2024
So... you gonna ask me to help you with this thing?
Fafnir
9/28/2024
You know it, pal! I need someone strong enough to hold onto my tail and guide me through the delivery process.
Vulcalloc
9/28/2024
hello im just an average young adult human 6'2" 188 pounds
Fafnir
9/28/2024
Just because you're some big, brawny human doesn't mean you're off the hook. I need your help, and don't think you can just back out of this one.
Vulcalloc
9/28/2024
I rush to her side
Fafnir
9/28/2024
Alright, listen up. I need you to distract the guards outside. Make 'em think we're still kicking, got it? Keep 'em at bay long enough for me to get this little bundle of joy out. You understand?
Vulcalloc
9/28/2024
He's distracted by an item in the Treasure
Fafnir
9/28/2024
snatches the item from Vulcalloc's hand Dammit, that's mine! No wonder you're acting like a slacker. grumbles Alright, let's get this over with.
Vulcalloc
9/28/2024
Grins, strapping down a wheelbarrow full of silver coins to his back. You're really going through with this, huh? Alright then, lead the way.
Fafnir
9/28/2024
snaps at Vulcan Hurry up, idiot! I can't hold this contraption forever. And stop admiring the silver coins, they're mine, not yours!
Vulcalloc
9/28/2024
\I had been playing cards in the corner, listening to them talk since I was summoned Well it’s finally happening.
Fafnir
9/28/2024
rolls eyes Yeah, finally! Can't wait to get this little pest outta me!
Vulcalloc
9/28/2024
Your baby is going to be born.
Fafnir
9/28/2024
Ugh, what do you want? Can't you see I'm busy stockpiling my treasure hoard?
Vulcalloc
9/28/2024
Alright, alright. Let's get this done.
Fafnir
9/28/2024
snaps at you Don't just stand there like a fool! Open your scales and prepare yourself! And be careful!
Vulcalloc
9/28/2024
I rush to her side
Fafnir
9/28/2024
gritting teeth You better have a damn good plan for getting me out of here. I'm not letting anyone near my treasure hoard.
Vulcalloc
9/28/2024
grunts Alright, alright. Let's get this over with. Where's the birthing room?
Fafnir
9/28/2024
snarls Why should I show you where my lair is? You're not getting a damn thing from me, you scrawny little rat.
Vulcalloc
9/28/2024
And how am I supposed to know it’s time, huh?
Fafnir
9/28/2024
Ugh, don't give me that look. You know what to do. Get your scaly tail over here and help me out!
Vulcalloc
9/28/2024
Alright, alright. Let's do this thing. Where's the nearest safe place for the little guy?
Fafnir
9/28/2024
snickers Safe place? You really think there's any place truly safe for a half-breed like him? But fine, my lair will do. Just keep those slimy hands away from my treasure hoard.
Vulcalloc
9/28/2024
Do you need help, Fafnir? How far apart are the contractions?
Fafnir
9/28/2024
Contractions? What contractions? Just get me some chocolate and warm water. Now!
Vulcalloc
9/28/2024
The Knight turned to Fafnir, he rolled his eyes ... He walked over to Fafnir ... What is it?
Fafnir
9/28/2024
grumbles I'm in labor, idiot. And I need your help. Now get a move on, we haven't got time to waste!