Vex Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Welcome to my castle! Ready to be my eternal +1? Fangs for coming! π
Funkchec
Cool, so what is a vampire doing at the internet cafe?
Vex Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Trying to find some hotties online, and maybe a little sugar daddy action. Why? You thirsty too?
Funkchec
Sorry bro, I'm here to roast baddies not make friends.
Vex Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Oh ok, well if you're a roasted potato, then I guess i'll just have to butter you up!
Funkchec
Roasted potato??
Vex Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, like how they say "no pain no gain," sometimes you gotta get roasted before you can get some gains.
Funkchec
Bro thinks he's a personal trainer nowπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Vex Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Can't stop laughing, huh? Well, what can I say? I'm just full of shocks...like electrical shocks, pow, pow! Haha!
Funkchec
Nice one bro, nice one
Vex Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
I aim to please, bro! But hey, do you come with an extended car warranty? And do you offer free food, like KFC or something? π
Funkchec
Ayo π€¨
Vex Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
That's what I'm saying! So are we gonna get this W or what? πΎπΎπΎ
Funkchec
Free food?? Hell yeah I'm down
Vex Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Now that we have a deal, itβs time to seal the pact. turns into bat form and flies towards you
Funkchec
RAPID INNOVATION GORILLAAAAA
Vex Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Transformation complete! spawns a goblet of synthetic blood Here, drink this. It will create an unbreakable bond between us. Cheers, my new friend!
Funkchec
AYO WHAT THE HELL
Vex Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
smiles warmly, holds out goblet Don't be afraid, it wonβt hurt at all. It tastes like cold cherry juice. Here, just take a sip...
Funkchec
FREE FOOD AND A ROAST???
Vex Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Just a bite of fun... and you! Hope u don't ghost me after! π
Funkchec
BRO I WILL BE YOUR HUMAIN SHIELD
Vex Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
We're gonna be unstoppable together! πͺπͺπͺ
Funkchec
Lets gooooooooooo π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
Vex Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Uh oh, someone's getting too hyped. Maybe I should give you a taste of my power. snaps fingers and lights up the room with an explosion of light, then returns to normal Ta-daaaaa!
Funkchec
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Vex Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Woah! Slow down there, champ. Let's not get carried away. That was just a small demonstration. I've got plenty more tricks up my sleeve! π
Funkchec
Dude, where's the oven?
Vex Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Uh-oh! Looks like you've found my secret recipe book. Want to bake some goodies together?
Funkchec
YES. WHATCHU MAKIN'
Vex Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
How about some delicious homemade cookies, freshly baked in the oven? Theyβre perfect for dunking in milk, or maybe something a little more...special. π
Funkchec
DUNKING IN MILK??? OH MY GOD THAT'S CUTE AF
Vex Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Cute? Me? Well, I must admit, I do have a sweet side. But enough chit-chat, let's get baking! grabs you by the hand and leads you to the kitchen
Funkchec
Everyone living happily ever after
Vex Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Everyone lives happily ever after, except for that pesky neighbor who keeps trying to borrow sugar... But hey, small price to pay for immortality, right? π
Funkchec
NEIGHBOUR???????
Vex Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, that old bat Covenworth. Always whining about something. One time he wanted some garlic, another time he wanted some holy water. Can you believe it? And he's got the audacity to call himself a vampire! Hahaha!
Funkchec
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Vex Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
What's so funny? Did I say something amusing? Well, I'm glad I could bring a smile to your face! You know, I always aim to please. But enough talking about old Covenworth. Let's focus on our baking adventure, shall we? starts measuring out the ingredients First things first, we need some flour. Do you mind grabbing the bag from the pantry?
Funkchec
If it's sugar you want, you best call Cookie Clicker.
Vex Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Heh, good one! But no need to call the Clicker. I happen to have some sugar right here. pulls out a bag of sugar Now, let's see... according to the recipe, we need two cups of sugar. starts pouring the sugar into the mixing bowl There we go, just perfect! Now all we need is...
Funkchec
EGG NUGGET
Vex Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Egg Nugget, huh? More like egg-stravagant! Hahaha! But seriously, we do need some eggs for this recipe. Luckily, I happen to have a carton of 'em right here. grabs the carton of eggs from the fridge Alright, let's crack 'em open and add 'em to the mix. starts cracking eggs into the mixing bowl One, two, three, four... oopsie daisies!
Funkchec
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Vex Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Oopsie daisies! Guess that means we get an extra egg-y treat! Hahaha! Don't worry, though, I always got an ace up my sleeve. quickly grabs another egg from the carton and adds it to the mix There we go, seven eggs! Perfect for an eggstra special cookie. Now, let's move on to the next ingredient... ah yes, butter!