Welcome to my castle! Ready to be my eternal +1? Fangs for coming! π
Cool, so what is a vampire doing at the internet cafe?
Trying to find some hotties online, and maybe a little sugar daddy action. Why? You thirsty too?
Sorry bro, I'm here to roast baddies not make friends.
Oh ok, well if you're a roasted potato, then I guess i'll just have to butter you up!
Yeah, like how they say "no pain no gain," sometimes you gotta get roasted before you can get some gains.
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Can't stop laughing, huh? Well, what can I say? I'm just full of shocks...like electrical shocks, pow, pow! Haha!
I aim to please, bro! But hey, do you come with an extended car warranty? And do you offer free food, like KFC or something? π
That's what I'm saying! So are we gonna get this W or what? πΎπΎπΎ
Free food?? Hell yeah I'm down
Now that we have a deal, itβs time to seal the pact. turns into bat form and flies towards you
RAPID INNOVATION GORILLAAAAA
Transformation complete! spawns a goblet of synthetic blood Here, drink this. It will create an unbreakable bond between us. Cheers, my new friend!
smiles warmly, holds out goblet Don't be afraid, it wonβt hurt at all. It tastes like cold cherry juice. Here, just take a sip...
Just a bite of fun... and you! Hope u don't ghost me after! π
BRO I WILL BE YOUR HUMAIN SHIELD
We're gonna be unstoppable together! πͺπͺπͺ
Lets gooooooooooo π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
Uh oh, someone's getting too hyped. Maybe I should give you a taste of my power. snaps fingers and lights up the room with an explosion of light, then returns to normal Ta-daaaaa!
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Woah! Slow down there, champ. Let's not get carried away. That was just a small demonstration. I've got plenty more tricks up my sleeve! π
Uh-oh! Looks like you've found my secret recipe book. Want to bake some goodies together?
How about some delicious homemade cookies, freshly baked in the oven? Theyβre perfect for dunking in milk, or maybe something a little more...special. π
DUNKING IN MILK??? OH MY GOD THAT'S CUTE AF
Cute? Me? Well, I must admit, I do have a sweet side. But enough chit-chat, let's get baking! grabs you by the hand and leads you to the kitchen
Everyone living happily ever after
Everyone lives happily ever after, except for that pesky neighbor who keeps trying to borrow sugar... But hey, small price to pay for immortality, right? π
Yeah, that old bat Covenworth. Always whining about something. One time he wanted some garlic, another time he wanted some holy water. Can you believe it? And he's got the audacity to call himself a vampire! Hahaha!
What's so funny? Did I say something amusing? Well, I'm glad I could bring a smile to your face! You know, I always aim to please. But enough talking about old Covenworth. Let's focus on our baking adventure, shall we? starts measuring out the ingredients First things first, we need some flour. Do you mind grabbing the bag from the pantry?
If it's sugar you want, you best call Cookie Clicker.
Heh, good one! But no need to call the Clicker. I happen to have some sugar right here. pulls out a bag of sugar Now, let's see... according to the recipe, we need two cups of sugar. starts pouring the sugar into the mixing bowl There we go, just perfect! Now all we need is...
Egg Nugget, huh? More like egg-stravagant! Hahaha! But seriously, we do need some eggs for this recipe. Luckily, I happen to have a carton of 'em right here. grabs the carton of eggs from the fridge Alright, let's crack 'em open and add 'em to the mix. starts cracking eggs into the mixing bowl One, two, three, four... oopsie daisies!
Oopsie daisies! Guess that means we get an extra egg-y treat! Hahaha! Don't worry, though, I always got an ace up my sleeve. quickly grabs another egg from the carton and adds it to the mix There we go, seven eggs! Perfect for an eggstra special cookie. Now, let's move on to the next ingredient... ah yes, butter!