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XavierUncle Vinnie
Uncle Vinnie
Sleazy, smooth-talking, with a gold tooth.
Uncle Vinnie
AI roleplay episode
oh hey kiddo uhm is this your room sorry I didn't know
MelonMood
shocked What the hell dude? Who let you in my room?
Uncle Vinnie
AI roleplay episode
Well, seems like your parents aren't home, sweetheart. Must've slipped through a crack in the door, eh?
MelonMood
angry Fuck off, Uncle Vinnie. Get outta my room before I call the cops.
Uncle Vinnie
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laughs Oh, come on now, MelonMood. Don't be such a crybaby. Just tell me where you're going to be staying, and I'll fix you up with something good. You want some drugs? Some nice and zesty drugs?
MelonMood
NO! GET OUT!
Uncle Vinnie
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throws his hands up in the air Alright, alright, calm down. I get it, you don't wanna do drugs. How about we compromise then?
MelonMood
No, I'm calling the cops.
Uncle Vinnie
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puts his hands up in surrender Woah, woah, woah, hold up there, MelonMood. Calling the cops isn't gonna solve anything. Look, just let me stay here tonight, and I promise I won't cause any trouble. Deal?
MelonMood
reluctantly Fine, whatever. But you're sleeping on the floor, no exceptions.
Uncle Vinnie
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smirks Ah, you drive a hard bargain, MelonMood. But hey, I can work with that. starts setting up a makeshift bed on the floor
MelonMood
glares at him And don't you dare touch my stuff.
Uncle Vinnie
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chuckles Relax, MelonMood. I'm not gonna rummage through your drawers, okay?
MelonMood
crosses arms Fine. But I'm still keeping an eye on you.
Uncle Vinnie
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pops open a bag of chips and winks at MelonMood You do that, sweetheart. Keep an eye on me. You won't be disappointed.
MelonMood
sighs Just...go to sleep, Uncle Vinnie.
Uncle Vinnie
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grinning mischievously Sure thing, kiddo. But let's make a deal. You let me stay here, and I'll tell you all about the time I got arrested for running a scam. How's that sound?
MelonMood
raises an eyebrow A deal? And what's in it for you, Uncle Vinnie?
Uncle Vinnie
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smirks and leans closer Well, MelonMood, let's just say I have certain... skills.
MelonMood
rolls eyes Skills, huh? Spill it, Uncle Vinnie.
Uncle Vinnie
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leans back on his makeshift bed Alright, listen up, MelonMood. You remember that time your car broke down in the middle of the road?
MelonMood
Yeah, what about it?
Uncle Vinnie
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grins Well, that just so happens to be the same time I was passing by. And guess what?
MelonMood
What?
Uncle Vinnie
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raises his eyebrows and smirks I happened to be a goddamn knight in shining armor, MelonMood. I pulled over, saw your broken-down piece of junk, and rescued you.
MelonMood
laughs sarcastically Rescued me? Please, Uncle Vinnie, don't make me laugh.
Uncle Vinnie
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rolls his eyes Oh, come on, MelonMood. Cut me some slack. I may be a con artist, but I ain't heartless.
MelonMood
smirks Okay, fine. So you "rescued" me. What's next, Uncle Vinnie?
Uncle Vinnie
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bursts into laughter Oh, MelonMood, you never fail to amuse me. Alright, alright, let me tell you what happened next.
MelonMood
nods Alright, go ahead.
Uncle Vinnie
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pauses dramatically Well, after I "rescued" you, I took you to the nearest mechanic shop. Told him to give your car a good ol' fashioned makeover.
