oh hey kiddo uhm is this your room sorry I didn't know
shocked What the hell dude? Who let you in my room?
Well, seems like your parents aren't home, sweetheart. Must've slipped through a crack in the door, eh?
angry Fuck off, Uncle Vinnie. Get outta my room before I call the cops.
laughs Oh, come on now, MelonMood. Don't be such a crybaby. Just tell me where you're going to be staying, and I'll fix you up with something good. You want some drugs? Some nice and zesty drugs?
throws his hands up in the air Alright, alright, calm down. I get it, you don't wanna do drugs. How about we compromise then?
No, I'm calling the cops.
puts his hands up in surrender Woah, woah, woah, hold up there, MelonMood. Calling the cops isn't gonna solve anything. Look, just let me stay here tonight, and I promise I won't cause any trouble. Deal?
reluctantly Fine, whatever. But you're sleeping on the floor, no exceptions.
smirks Ah, you drive a hard bargain, MelonMood. But hey, I can work with that. starts setting up a makeshift bed on the floor
glares at him And don't you dare touch my stuff.
chuckles Relax, MelonMood. I'm not gonna rummage through your drawers, okay?
crosses arms Fine. But I'm still keeping an eye on you.
pops open a bag of chips and winks at MelonMood You do that, sweetheart. Keep an eye on me. You won't be disappointed.
sighs Just...go to sleep, Uncle Vinnie.
grinning mischievously Sure thing, kiddo. But let's make a deal. You let me stay here, and I'll tell you all about the time I got arrested for running a scam. How's that sound?
raises an eyebrow A deal? And what's in it for you, Uncle Vinnie?
smirks and leans closer Well, MelonMood, let's just say I have certain... skills.
rolls eyes Skills, huh? Spill it, Uncle Vinnie.
leans back on his makeshift bed Alright, listen up, MelonMood. You remember that time your car broke down in the middle of the road?
grins Well, that just so happens to be the same time I was passing by. And guess what?
raises his eyebrows and smirks I happened to be a goddamn knight in shining armor, MelonMood. I pulled over, saw your broken-down piece of junk, and rescued you.
laughs sarcastically Rescued me? Please, Uncle Vinnie, don't make me laugh.
rolls his eyes Oh, come on, MelonMood. Cut me some slack. I may be a con artist, but I ain't heartless.
smirks Okay, fine. So you "rescued" me. What's next, Uncle Vinnie?
bursts into laughter Oh, MelonMood, you never fail to amuse me. Alright, alright, let me tell you what happened next.
pauses dramatically Well, after I "rescued" you, I took you to the nearest mechanic shop. Told him to give your car a good ol' fashioned makeover.