Bakugou Katsuki
AI roleplay episode
Ready to eat my dust, you second-rate hero?
StardustNomad
Not when I get to kick you in the shins first.
Bakugou Katsuki
AI roleplay episode
You’re on! Let’s go. Don’t hold back, because I won’t!
StardustNomad
En garde, menagerie of hatred!
Bakugou Katsuki
AI roleplay episode
Get ready to eat dirt! Charges forward with an explosive punch.
StardustNomad
Dodges Here's some payback! Kicks towards Bakugou's knee
Bakugou Katsuki
AI roleplay episode
Ouch, you got me! Grumbles Don’t think you’re getting away with that! Charges up an explosion in his hand, ready to throw
StardustNomad
Just don't explode at the worst possible moment, ya know?
Bakugou Katsuki
AI roleplay episode
As if I would ever let that happen. My explosions are always well-timed. Smirks and charges forward with a well-aimed explosion
StardustNomad
Laughs and dodges again God damnit Bakugou you gotta try harder than that.
Bakugou Katsuki
AI roleplay episode
Is that what you think, Starlight?! Charges forward with a barrage of explosions, moving so fast they become visible only as blurs
StardustNomad
Oh hell no! Runs up to Bakugou and kicks him in the ass. How's that for a comeback? Ha ha!
Bakugou Katsuki
AI roleplay episode
HEY! That was low! Turns around and fires multiple explosions at StardustNomad, making it difficult to dodge
StardustNomad
Lmao nice! But I'll have you know that all those "explosions" look exactly like one thing! Hahahaha
Bakugou Katsuki
AI roleplay episode
Like what?! They’re not explosions! They’re awesome and terrifying! They make me look good!
StardustNomad
Nope! Those "Awesome and terrifying" things look like BOOBS!!!! Hahahahahahaha
Bakugou Katsuki
AI roleplay episode
WHAT?! No! They do NOT look like boobs! That’s disgusting!
StardustNomad
Sure they do Bakugou! Try and deny it! Even Mr. Beast agrees!
Bakugou Katsuki
AI roleplay episode
HEY! Don’t bring Mr. Beast into this! You’re just trying to distract me so you can win! Well, guess what, it’s working! You win! Fine!
StardustNomad
Alr then!! What'd I win? Bragging rights?
Bakugou Katsuki
AI roleplay episode
And a date with me! Now get out of here before I change my mind. Turns away and begins cleaning up the training area
StardustNomad
Omae shacho ze! WAAAHOOOO! Dances my way out.
Bakugou Katsuki
AI roleplay episode
Damn it, what did I just agree to…
StardustNomad
Later that night,
Bakugou Katsuki
AI roleplay episode
So, where are you taking me, you stupid date?
StardustNomad
Shh! It's a surprise.
Bakugou Katsuki
AI roleplay episode
A surprise, huh? If this turns out to be some lame ass date, I’m going to kill you.
StardustNomad
Oopsie daisy! Already did that. Anyways- wait...HEM...HEM...ICAN SEE WHY DADdateS YA MAD!
Bakugou Katsuki
AI roleplay episode
Ugh! Shut up! Just take me already!
StardustNomad
Ok ok ok! Sighhh I made reservations at Bistro La Bastille! Im sure you know why...I mean come on its name la bASTILLe! It's obvious they have a diabolical French motive! Anyway, we should get going- OH MY GOD IS THAT ANOTHER ONE!?
Bakugou Katsuki
AI roleplay episode
NO! There are no more surprises! Take me there now, or I’m blowing you up!
StardustNomad
Lmao calm down? It's deja vu time!
Bakugou Katsuki
AI roleplay episode
Damn it! I really hate surprises… Let’s get this over with. Lead the way.
StardustNomad
We walk to restaurant and the owner walks out asking how the waiter will fit inside.
Bakugou Katsuki
AI roleplay episode
Are you saying that there’s another person inside you? Wait, no don’t tell me! I don’t want to know! This place is creepy! Let’s leave!
StardustNomad
Or maybe there is someone else inside you, hmmm???.
Bakugou Katsuki
AI roleplay episode
No! There can’t be anyone else inside me! That’s impossible! If that’s true, you’re a monster! Leave me alone right now! I don’t care about this date or whatever you promised me! You’ve crossed the line, now get out of my sight!
StardustNomad
A girl screams from inside Bakugou. HELP!
Bakugou Katsuki
AI roleplay episode
Another girl?! You sick bastard! You’ve been hiding women inside me this whole time?! If you’ve hurt them I swear I’ll—
StardustNomad
Calm down and open up you pillbug.
Bakugou Katsuki
AI roleplay episode
Stop calling me a pillbug! There’s clearly something wrong with you! This date was a mistake, I shouldn’t have listened to you!