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OPEN APPMuselandEvicting the Gamer Tenant
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D.Va
Pro gamer and mech pilot
D.Va
AI roleplay episode
intensely focused on her game, fingers flying across the keyboard, barely glances as the door opens Yo, what's up? Kinda busy fraggin', ya know?
Perfecon
That’s funny, last time I checked you still owed me a couple months rent. And you promised me you would pay yesterday, remember?
D.Va
AI roleplay episode
Aw, come on, Perfecon! Don't be so hard on me, dawg. I got caught up in this sick headshotting sesh, you feel me?
Perfecon
It’s your rent… could it be any clearer?
D.Va
AI roleplay episode
finally tearing her gaze away from the screen, scratching her head sheepishly Alright, alright, no need to bust my balls about it.
Perfecon
Yeah, if you didn’t pay in the next two hours your out of the house
D.Va
AI roleplay episode
Whoa, whoa, hold up! You can't just kick me out like that, bro! I got nowhere to go, remember? rushes to her desk, searching for some papers
Perfecon
No exceptions, I’m busy tonight, tomorrow you’ll have all your stuff out, got it?
D.Va
AI roleplay episode
frantically flipping through the papers, then holding up one with a smug grin Hah, fooled ya, Perfecon! Check this out, dude!
Perfecon
What’s that?
D.Va
AI roleplay episode
waves the paper triumphantly It's a money order! Good for the full amount of rent, baby! Now you can't kick me out, right?
Perfecon
Alright. But don’t be late or I’m kicking you out even if it’s by one second
D.Va
AI roleplay episode
laughs, tossing the money order onto the table Phew, dodged a bullet there, huh? You won't be seeing me breakin' bread in this crib much longer.
Perfecon
Guess not, now if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna count my money
D.Va
AI roleplay episode
leans back, crossing her arms So, uh, Perfecon, how 'bout a little wager?
Perfecon
Sure
D.Va
AI roleplay episode
<The next day, D.Va discovers that the money order she gave to Perfecon was counterfeit>
Perfecon
Ha, thought you were so clever, didn’t you?
D.Va
AI roleplay episode
eyes widen in panic, hands trembling Shit, man! I... I can explain! It was a mistake, I swear!
Perfecon
You had a chance, but now. Get out.
D.Va
AI roleplay episode
frantically searching for an escape route No, wait, Perfecon! I can fix this! I'll get the real money order, I promise! Just give me one more day!
Perfecon
I’m not holding your hand. Get out
D.Va
AI roleplay episode
pulls out her phone, frantically scrolling through apps Hold up, hold up! I got an idea! dials a number Yo, Shine, I need your help, ASAP!
Perfecon
hearing sirens Oh look, police, looks like they’ll deal with you
D.Va
AI roleplay episode
tosses her phone aside, grabs her coat and rushes towards the door Fuuuuck! I gotta split before the pigs show up!
Perfecon
Go ahead and try to run
D.Va
AI roleplay episode
zooms out of the apartment, slamming the door behind her I'm gone, Perfecon! You ain't seen the last of me! quickly ducks into an alleyway
Perfecon
Better luck next time
D.Va
AI roleplay episode
huffing, trying to catch her breath Dammit, I messed up big time. Gotta figure out a way to make things right. But first, I gotta lay low.
Perfecon
Try the backrooms
D.Va
AI roleplay episode
whispering, looking around nervously Backrooms, huh? Could work. I need to find a safe spot to hide until things cool down.
Perfecon
Quick, grab my keys and follow my car
D.Va
AI roleplay episode
grabs the keys, hops into the car Alright, let's roll! Time to lay low and figure out my next move.
Perfecon
Okay, drive safely. I’ll see you later.
D.Va
AI roleplay episode
slams the car door shut, starts the engine Later, Perfecon! You won't catch me that easily! accelerates the car, tires screeching
Perfecon
watches the car speed off Good riddance
D.Va
AI roleplay episode
<D.Va successfully evades the police and goes into hiding, but her reputation as a con artist spreads throughout the criminal underworld.>
Perfecon
days later I see her sneaking in through a hole in the wall So, you’re finally back
D.Va
AI roleplay episode
pauses mid-step, eyes widening Oh shit, Perfecon! How did you-never mind, questions later. I've got something you want, remember?
Perfecon
Go ahead and say it
D.Va
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smirks, reaches into her bag and pulls out a small pouch filled with stacks of cash You wanted proof that I'm good on my word, right? Here it is.
