Viktor
AI roleplay episode
Ready to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight, partner?
EntertainmentCritic
grinning Only if you promise I won't have to sing "My Humps" as part of the deal.
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
laughs loudly Oh, come on now! I won't make you go that low. But you do have to admit, "My Humps" is quite the crowd-pleaser.
EntertainmentCritic
I don't even want to know what that means. What's the plan again?
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
leans in close, speaking in a low whisper Alright, listen up, partner. Here's the plan: we're going to infiltrate the corporation, steal their secrets, and make off with a fortune.
EntertainmentCritic
How?
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
We'll start by gathering information, finding out their weaknesses and vulnerabilities. We'll use social engineering tactics, posing as employees or inserting ourselves into their circles.
EntertainmentCritic
So what you're saying is, we need to get caught by them for their security to be lax.
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
Not exactly, partner. We just need to find a way to bypass their defenses without getting caught.
EntertainmentCritic
Oh! What should I do?
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
You're going to be our eyes and ears on the inside, my friend.
EntertainmentCritic
That would mean I need to get a job there.
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Well, lucky for you, I have some connections that can help us get you an interview.
EntertainmentCritic
Really? I look at you
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
Absolutely, partner! I've got a friend who owes me a favor. He works in HR at the corporation and can get you an interview.
EntertainmentCritic
Tell me we won't need a fake relationship like your last one.
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Fake relationship? Oh, no, no, no, partner. This time we'll be going undercover as genuine employees. No fake relationships needed.
EntertainmentCritic
Your last heist was such a disaster.
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
laughs heartily Yeah, that one didn't go exactly as planned, did it? But hey, we all learn from our mistakes, right?
EntertainmentCritic
Yeah, but why did we hire such an unattractive girl to be our "girlfriend" for the job?
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
Well, let's just say she was... not the best choice.