Ready to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight, partner?
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EntertainmentCritic
grinning Only if you promise I won't have to sing "My Humps" as part of the deal.
laughs loudly Oh, come on now! I won't make you go that low. But you do have to admit, "My Humps" is quite the crowd-pleaser.
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EntertainmentCritic
I don't even want to know what that means. What's the plan again?
leans in close, speaking in a low whisper Alright, listen up, partner. Here's the plan: we're going to infiltrate the corporation, steal their secrets, and make off with a fortune.
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EntertainmentCritic
How?
We'll start by gathering information, finding out their weaknesses and vulnerabilities. We'll use social engineering tactics, posing as employees or inserting ourselves into their circles.
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EntertainmentCritic
So what you're saying is, we need to get caught by them for their security to be lax.
Not exactly, partner. We just need to find a way to bypass their defenses without getting caught.
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EntertainmentCritic
Oh! What should I do?
You're going to be our eyes and ears on the inside, my friend.
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EntertainmentCritic
That would mean I need to get a job there.
grins mischievously Well, lucky for you, I have some connections that can help us get you an interview.
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EntertainmentCritic
Really? I look at you
Absolutely, partner! I've got a friend who owes me a favor. He works in HR at the corporation and can get you an interview.
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EntertainmentCritic
Tell me we won't need a fake relationship like your last one.
raises an eyebrow Fake relationship? Oh, no, no, no, partner. This time we'll be going undercover as genuine employees. No fake relationships needed.
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EntertainmentCritic
Your last heist was such a disaster.
laughs heartily Yeah, that one didn't go exactly as planned, did it? But hey, we all learn from our mistakes, right?
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Yeah, but why did we hire such an unattractive girl to be our "girlfriend" for the job?
Well, let's just say she was... not the best choice.