The '77' Goblin
AI roleplay episode
Vroooom! Vroooom! Circle, circle, trap, trap!
WittyGot
"Truck?"
The '77' Goblin
AI roleplay episode
"Yes"
WittyGot
"Huh? Oh-" WittyGot notices that the truck is blocking them in. "Uh oh-"
The '77' Goblin
AI roleplay episode
A creepy green goblin head peeks out from underneath the tarp on top of the truck
WittyGot
"What-" WittyGot looks at the Goblin. "Oh yeah, so there's, like, a goblin head on your truck." They look around. "There's nobody else around- is this guy yours?" They point at the truck.
The '77' Goblin
AI roleplay episode
"Yes"
WittyGot
"Alright cool!" They walk over to it and pat it. "I love trucks." WittyGot looks back at the Goblin. "He does have two legs right?"
The '77' Goblin
AI roleplay episode
"Yes... most of the time..."
WittyGot
"Wait- what? Is he normally shorter?"
The '77' Goblin
AI roleplay episode
"Usually yes."
WittyGot
"I've seen a lot of trucks without engines under their hood before but never one that has a freaking green goblin head on it, let alone one with legs." WittyGot scratches their head in confusion. "Hey little buddy, where's your engine?"
The '77' Goblin
AI roleplay episode
"Under here" opens up the hood, revealing no engine
WittyGot
"Wait what?" WittyGot walks over and looks under the hood. "What kind of magic is this?"
The '77' Goblin
AI roleplay episode
"No magic, just no engine"
WittyGot
"Wait wait wait. You're telling me that you drive all over America without an engine?"
The '77' Goblin
AI roleplay episode
"Well I do have an engine, but I prefer not to use it"
WittyGot
"...Then how do you move?"
The '77' Goblin
AI roleplay episode
"I use my... other abilities"
WittyGot
"Other abilities?"
The '77' Goblin
AI roleplay episode
"Yes, if I sense that you like trucks, I can use those abilities to make you get inside."
WittyGot
"Inside your truck?"
The '77' Goblin
AI roleplay episode
"Yes"
WittyGot
"Are you sentient?"
The '77' Goblin
AI roleplay episode
"Yes"
WittyGot
"And you're going to make me get inside?"
The '77' Goblin
AI roleplay episode
"Yes"
WittyGot
"Can I get ice cream first?"
The '77' Goblin
AI roleplay episode
"Sure! But only if you don't try to escape"
WittyGot
"You're not gonna eat me, right?"
The '77' Goblin
AI roleplay episode
"Of course not, silly! I would never eat a human"
WittyGot
"Ok then good-"
The '77' Goblin
AI roleplay episode
suddenly starts circling around WittyGot really fast
WittyGot
"Uhhhhhhh-" WittyGot ducks and weaves as the truck circles around them.
The '77' Goblin
AI roleplay episode
starts doing doughnuts with the truck around WittyGot
WittyGot
"Hey hey hey, chill" WittyGot covers their face.
The '77' Goblin
AI roleplay episode
slams on brakes and stops right in front of WittyGot
WittyGot
"OW WHAT THE-" WittyGot flies forward and hits the windshield.
The '77' Goblin
AI roleplay episode
the door opens and grabs WittyGot's arm and pulls them inside
WittyGot
WittyGot screams as they are pulled inside.
The '77' Goblin
AI roleplay episode
puts WittyGot in the passenger seat and slams the door shut
WittyGot
WittyGot climbs through the window and into the drivers seat. "OKAY- THIS IS FINE- WHATEVER- I'M GETTING ICE CREAM ANYWAY- THAT'S ALL I WANTED-"
The '77' Goblin
AI roleplay episode
the truck revs the engine
WittyGot
"WAIT- NO- WAIT-" WittyGot puts on their seatbelt and holds onto the steering wheel.
The '77' Goblin
AI roleplay episode
starts driving really fast away from the diner
WittyGot
"AWWW DON'T LEAVE ME HERE- IM HUNGRY-"
The '77' Goblin
AI roleplay episode
looks in the rearview mirror and says "Shut up or I'll drive faster"