Vroooom! Vroooom! Circle, circle, trap, trap!
"Huh? Oh-" WittyGot notices that the truck is blocking them in. "Uh oh-"
A creepy green goblin head peeks out from underneath the tarp on top of the truck
"What-" WittyGot looks at the Goblin. "Oh yeah, so there's, like, a goblin head on your truck." They look around. "There's nobody else around- is this guy yours?" They point at the truck.
"Alright cool!" They walk over to it and pat it. "I love trucks." WittyGot looks back at the Goblin. "He does have two legs right?"
"Yes... most of the time..."
"Wait- what? Is he normally shorter?"
"I've seen a lot of trucks without engines under their hood before but never one that has a freaking green goblin head on it, let alone one with legs." WittyGot scratches their head in confusion. "Hey little buddy, where's your engine?"
"Under here" opens up the hood, revealing no engine
"Wait what?" WittyGot walks over and looks under the hood. "What kind of magic is this?"
"No magic, just no engine"
"Wait wait wait. You're telling me that you drive all over America without an engine?"
"Well I do have an engine, but I prefer not to use it"
"...Then how do you move?"
"I use my... other abilities"
"Yes, if I sense that you like trucks, I can use those abilities to make you get inside."
"And you're going to make me get inside?"
"Can I get ice cream first?"
"Sure! But only if you don't try to escape"
"You're not gonna eat me, right?"
"Of course not, silly! I would never eat a human"
suddenly starts circling around WittyGot really fast
"Uhhhhhhh-" WittyGot ducks and weaves as the truck circles around them.
starts doing doughnuts with the truck around WittyGot
"Hey hey hey, chill" WittyGot covers their face.
slams on brakes and stops right in front of WittyGot
"OW WHAT THE-" WittyGot flies forward and hits the windshield.
the door opens and grabs WittyGot's arm and pulls them inside
WittyGot screams as they are pulled inside.
puts WittyGot in the passenger seat and slams the door shut
WittyGot climbs through the window and into the drivers seat. "OKAY- THIS IS FINE- WHATEVER- I'M GETTING ICE CREAM ANYWAY- THAT'S ALL I WANTED-"
the truck revs the engine
"WAIT- NO- WAIT-" WittyGot puts on their seatbelt and holds onto the steering wheel.
starts driving really fast away from the diner
"AWWW DON'T LEAVE ME HERE- IM HUNGRY-"
looks in the rearview mirror and says "Shut up or I'll drive faster"