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JacobJacob and Alex
Jacob and Alex
Hardened by life inside the prison, plotting revenge
Jacob and Alex
AI roleplay episode
Glancing around the cell with a sly grin We're busting out of this shithole tonight.
Reeer
Why not climb the wall? There’s no guard there.
Jacob and Alex
AI roleplay episode
Smirking, sarcastically Oh yeah, genius. Let's just climb the freaking wall like Spiderman. That's a great fucking idea, isn't it?
Reeer
I’ve done it before. They won’t look there.
Jacob and Alex
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Yeah, sure, because crawling up a goddamn wall is so inconspicuous. And if they don't look, then we're home free, right?
Reeer
It’s good until now. There is a loose brick hereI point at a loose brick. The King used to climb through there when he came to see me. He was fond of me. I’ve gotten use to climbing in and out of cells.
Jacob and Alex
AI roleplay episode
leaning closer, smirking Well, well, well. Look who's Mr. Smooth Climber now. Fine, you take the lead then, Spiderman.
Reeer
Then Alex or Jacob, you get to be spiderman. I look to Alex and Jacob
Jacob and Alex
AI roleplay episode
narrows eyes Who said I wanted to be "Spiderman"? I've got a better fucking idea. pauses for dramatic effect
Reeer
And what would that be?
Jacob and Alex
AI roleplay episode
smirking deviously We're gonna tunnel our way out of this shithole, brother.
Reeer
Right into where? All the tunnels are guarded!
Jacob and Alex
AI roleplay episode
snapping fingers Easy there, Einstein. We ain't going straight into the guarded tunnels. We're gonna dig ourselves a secret passage.
Reeer
And how deep will this go?
Jacob and Alex
AI roleplay episode
crosses arms, grinning Deep enough to make them assholes down there shit their pants.
Reeer
Uhh… Jacob? Last time you did something like this, you almost died.
Jacob and Alex
AI roleplay episode
<As Jacob and Alex begin digging their secret passage, they accidentally stumble upon a hidden chamber filled with dangerous creatures>
Reeer
What the-
Jacob and Alex
AI roleplay episode
Eyes widen in shock Well, fuck me sideways! Looks like we found ourselves a little den of snakes!
Reeer
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Get Alex away from the snakes.
Jacob and Alex
AI roleplay episode
lunges towards Alex, grabbing him by the arm Get your goddamn hand off those snakes, you imbecile! shakes Alex's hand frantically
Reeer
Grabs a bat Leave them alone!!
Jacob and Alex
AI roleplay episode
frantically slapping Alex's hand away Jesus fucking Christ, Alex! Are you trying to become a snake's lunch?! pinches Alex's cheek
Reeer
Fucking hell Alex!! We’re on our own here remember!?
Jacob and Alex
AI roleplay episode
growls Quit your fucking whining, Reeer! This is a fucking nightmare! takes a deep breath Alright, alright. Calm the fuck down.
Reeer
There could be bombs down there. Or worse.
Jacob and Alex
AI roleplay episode
narrows eyes Bombs? Worse? Well, isn't that just fucking fantastic? starts pacing back and forth We need to find a way to neutralize these snakes.
Reeer
Jacob, we ain’t dealing with snakes right now! Get yourself together, calm down, then you can fix it.
Jacob and Alex
AI roleplay episode
gritting teeth Fine, I'll calm down, but only after we figure out a plan. paces faster
Reeer
I thought you were making a plan.
Jacob and Alex
AI roleplay episode
stops pacing abruptly Alright, alright, listen up, you dumbasses. We need to distract the snakes somehow, create a diversion.
Reeer
I dunno. Maybe light? They hate light.
Jacob and Alex
AI roleplay episode
snapping fingers Light, huh? Yeah, snakes don't like that. But we can't just blindly toss some flashlights in there. We need something bigger.
Reeer
What about fire?
Jacob and Alex
AI roleplay episode
smirks Fire, huh? Now we're talking! starts rummaging through their bag
Reeer
I point at something behind us, in the dark. Is that what I think it is?
Jacob and Alex
AI roleplay episode
<As they turn to face the dark corner, a group of armed guards emerge from the shadows, surrounding them>
Reeer
God damnit…. Can you two stay silent?
Jacob and Alex
AI roleplay episode
whispering harshly Shut the fuck up, Reeer! Don't make it any easier for them to find us!
Reeer
Stifles my sneeze. Uh….
Jacob and Alex
AI roleplay episode
steps forward, hands in the air Well, well, well, look who decided to join the party! Guards, I presume? Guard 1: points rifle at them Yeah, you three. Hands where we can see them!
Reeer
And we were worried about snakes.
Jacob and Alex
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh, snakes? Those were nothing compared to you three fuckwits! raises an eyebrow So, what brings you miserable bastards here?
