Tia Mowry
AI roleplay episode
We gotta bust outta here, pronto! You with me?
PearlEnthusiasm
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Tia Mowry
AI roleplay episode
Yes or no?
PearlEnthusiasm
Yes
Tia Mowry
AI roleplay episode
looks at her watch We don't have much time. Okay, so I've been thinking... we need to find something to break these handcuffs. Can you see anything around us that could help us?
PearlEnthusiasm
hands you your copy of Twilight because I'm pretending to be a rock paper scissors game cuz why not
Tia Mowry
AI roleplay episode
What the heck? Why am I holding a copy of Twilight?
PearlEnthusiasm
RRRRRRROOOOOOOOCK
Tia Mowry
AI roleplay episode
I don't know what kind of sorcery you're using, but I don't have time for games right now. We're in a bit of a predicament here, my friend.
PearlEnthusiasm
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Tia Mowry
AI roleplay episode
tilts head Okay, now I'm just confused. What the hell kind of gibberish are you speaking? I thought we were trying to escape!
PearlEnthusiasm
ROCK
Tia Mowry
AI roleplay episode
Look! We don't have time for silly games. We need to find something in this warehouse to break these handcuffs. Do you see anything around here?
PearlEnthusiasm
finds a handcuff key hidden in the banana peel you dropped
Tia Mowry
AI roleplay episode
snatches the key away from you Finally, you were useful for something! Now let's get these handcuffs off. starts working on the handcuffs using the key
PearlEnthusiasm
Tsk tsk. Can't handle being played by a simple, easily-accessible 2009 point-and-click adventure game. Hope your fall was painful, you bitch.
Tia Mowry
AI roleplay episode
Oh please, spare me your infantile insults. We'll be out of here before you know it.
PearlEnthusiasm
chuckles cutely
Tia Mowry
AI roleplay episode
finally unlocks the handcuffs There, we're free! Now let's get the heck outta here before whoever trapped us comes back.
PearlEnthusiasm
makes you swear a blood oath to become my Twitter feed
Tia Mowry
AI roleplay episode
You make an interesting proposal, friend. However, our priority at the moment should be escaping this warehouse. Once we're safely outside, we can discuss further commitments. Do you have a plan to get us out of here?
PearlEnthusiasm
laughs and jabs your eye
Tia Mowry
AI roleplay episode
OW! What the hell is wrong with you?! We're trying to escape, not fight each other! Now focus and help me come up with an escape plan.
PearlEnthusiasm
STOP HELPING US ESCAPE AND STOP PUTTING SCARY Angela BURD ON MY TWITTER FEED
Tia Mowry
AI roleplay episode
Wow, you're really embracing the crazy lately. But if you want me off your Twitter feed so badly, maybe I'll consider it. But first, let's focus on escaping this warehouse. Do you have any ideas?
PearlEnthusiasm
Nope
Tia Mowry
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, seriously? How can you have no ideas at all? Well, if you're too useless to help, then I'll have to do everything myself.