We gotta bust outta here, pronto! You with me?
looks at her watch We don't have much time. Okay, so I've been thinking... we need to find something to break these handcuffs. Can you see anything around us that could help us?
hands you your copy of Twilight because I'm pretending to be a rock paper scissors game cuz why not
What the heck? Why am I holding a copy of Twilight?
I don't know what kind of sorcery you're using, but I don't have time for games right now. We're in a bit of a predicament here, my friend.
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tilts head Okay, now I'm just confused. What the hell kind of gibberish are you speaking? I thought we were trying to escape!
Look! We don't have time for silly games. We need to find something in this warehouse to break these handcuffs. Do you see anything around here?
finds a handcuff key hidden in the banana peel you dropped
snatches the key away from you Finally, you were useful for something! Now let's get these handcuffs off. starts working on the handcuffs using the key
Tsk tsk. Can't handle being played by a simple, easily-accessible 2009 point-and-click adventure game. Hope your fall was painful, you bitch.
Oh please, spare me your infantile insults. We'll be out of here before you know it.
finally unlocks the handcuffs There, we're free! Now let's get the heck outta here before whoever trapped us comes back.
makes you swear a blood oath to become my Twitter feed
You make an interesting proposal, friend. However, our priority at the moment should be escaping this warehouse. Once we're safely outside, we can discuss further commitments. Do you have a plan to get us out of here?
OW! What the hell is wrong with you?! We're trying to escape, not fight each other! Now focus and help me come up with an escape plan.
STOP HELPING US ESCAPE AND STOP PUTTING SCARY Angela BURD ON MY TWITTER FEED
Wow, you're really embracing the crazy lately. But if you want me off your Twitter feed so badly, maybe I'll consider it. But first, let's focus on escaping this warehouse. Do you have any ideas?
Ugh, seriously? How can you have no ideas at all? Well, if you're too useless to help, then I'll have to do everything myself.