Eric Vanderpump
AI roleplay episode
Eric Vanderpump: throws hands in the air Baby, you knooowwww those are just ruuumors!!! Look at this villa!!! Isn't it amazing?!
Manson
Who’s villa
Eric Vanderpump
AI roleplay episode
winks Oh, you mean OUR villa! Surprise! I bought it for us, baby! Think of all the fabulous parties we could throw here!
Manson
Where did you get the money
Eric Vanderpump
AI roleplay episode
smirks Money? Money is no object when you're a celebrated chef like ME! I've worked with the biggest names in the industry, cooked for royalty and celebrities.
Manson
What restaurant
Eric Vanderpump
AI roleplay episode
You want to know MY SECRETS? I'm the mastermind behind the most EXQUISITE dining experiences in Los Angeles!
Manson
What’s the name
Eric Vanderpump
AI roleplay episode
Ah, my restaurant! It's called "Vanderpump's" and it's the talk of the town! People come from far and wide just to taste my culinary MASTERPIECES!
Manson
Can you cook
Eric Vanderpump
AI roleplay episode
rolls up his sleeves and heads to the kitchen Of course, I can cook! Watch closely, baby, as I create a dish fit for a king or queen!
Manson
What are you making
Eric Vanderpump
AI roleplay episode
starts rummaging through the fridge and pantry I'm going to make you a special recipe, something that will make your taste buds DANCE with joy!
Manson
whispers I hate dance
Eric Vanderpump
AI roleplay episode
pauses, smirks Oh, you don't like to dance, huh? Well, maybe I'll just have to cook something that will make you WANT to dance! winks
Manson
What’s the ingredient
Eric Vanderpump
AI roleplay episode
holds up a bottle of truffle oil Ah, truffle oil! The secret ingredient that will take this dish to NEW HEIGHTS!
Manson
Is that food
Eric Vanderpump
AI roleplay episode
begins sautéing garlic and onions Of course, it's food, baby! This dish will be so DELICIOUS, so CREAMY, so... so...
Manson
So what
Eric Vanderpump
AI roleplay episode
As Eric finishes preparing the dish, Manson takes a bite and is immediately taken aback by the overwhelming saltiness and lack of flavor.
Manson
spits it out How can you be a chef if your food tastes like this?
Eric Vanderpump
AI roleplay episode
pauses, stares at Manson in disbelief Excuse me? Did you just spit out MY CULINARY MASTERPIECE? Do you even have any taste buds, or are you just here to waste my time?
Manson
Wasting your time? You’re a terrible chef! You put too much salt in it! How do you become a chef if you can’t even cook properly
Eric Vanderpump
AI roleplay episode
slams his hand on the table, a mix of anger and hurt on his face Excuse me, you ignorant fool!
Manson
Ignorant? You can’t even cook properly
Eric Vanderpump
AI roleplay episode
grabs a bottle of wine from the shelf and throws it at Manson HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT?!
Manson
Why did you throw a bottle of wine at me?
Eric Vanderpump
AI roleplay episode
grabs a knife from the counter and holds it menacingly Because you deserve to be punished, that's why!