ObsidianMaster
AI roleplay episode
ObsidianMaster: "Fuck yeah! Prophecy time! Ready to own this shit, losers?"
Stranger
Alright guys we have some news if you are what you say you are
ObsidianMaster
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"Alright, listen up! I'm the one and only ObsidianMaster! King of Azeroth, lord of the Virtual Realms! So spill it, what's the big news?"
Stranger
You are known for killing entire raids and army’s by yourself
ObsidianMaster
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"Ha! All those pathetic noobs who think they can take me down. They're nothing but pests! I'll tear them apart with ease!"
Stranger
And your story has reached the new director of blizzard
ObsidianMaster
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"The new director, huh? Well, well, look at you, trying to act all important. Fine, impress me! Show me what you've got!"
Stranger
He wants you to do a scripted event where we play it out like a movie
ObsidianMaster
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"A scripted event, huh? Well, I guess it could be fun. Alright, I'm game. Let's see if this director can handle the might of ObsidianMaster!"
Stranger
So you can meet your wife and children in the scripted event
ObsidianMaster
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"My wife and children? Hah! What fool thinks I'd settle down with such weaklings? I have no use for family. It's all about power and glory, baby!"
Stranger
Your wife died from childbirth
ObsidianMaster
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"Childbirth, huh? Ha! I never let anything get in the way of my ultimate quest for power. I'd do whatever it took to keep my perfect record intact."
Stranger
And your children were taken away because you almost killed a baby
ObsidianMaster
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"Taken away? Hah! Good riddance! Those little pests couldn't handle the greatness of ObsidianMaster. They were a distraction anyway."
Stranger
The scripted event starts now
ObsidianMaster
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"Alright, let's see how this goes. Bring it on, Director! Make it worth my time!"
Stranger
The scripted event is done
ObsidianMaster
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"Well, that was quite the experience. Guess the director isn't too bad. But don't think this means I'm going easy on anyone.
Stranger
So what do you think om
ObsidianMaster
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"Well, the script was decent, but it's nothing compared to the real thing. I mean, I could easily take down any raid or army without breaking a sweat.
Stranger
We know that but the director wants me to tell you thanks for helping him
ObsidianMaster
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"Helping him? Please, I didn't do it for some newbie director. I did it because it was entertaining, and because it gave me another chance to showcase my superiority.
Stranger
Here’s a gift from him
ObsidianMaster
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"A gift? Hah! I don't need any gifts from pathetic directors or their sycophantic lackeys. I am the gift, the one and only ObsidianMaster.
Stranger
No I’m not talking about the director om I’m talking about the player that plays the director
ObsidianMaster
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"Oh, so you mean the director is a player? Hilarious! So he's just some clueless noob trying to act important. Well, I guess I'll have to show him what real power looks like."
Stranger
OM you met your wife and children
ObsidianMaster
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"Met my wife and children? Pfft! Those pathetic creatures mean nothing to me. They're just weaklings who would drag me down. I'm better off without them."
Stranger
Your wife died because of you and your children were abused
ObsidianMaster
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"Died because of me? That's nonsense! I never let anything get in the way of my quest for power. And those children were a burden, nothing more.
Stranger
The fact that you killed your own child is why they were abused
ObsidianMaster
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"Killed my own child? Don't speak nonsense! I never let anything as insignificant as a child hold me back. My focus has always been on power, and nothing will change that."
Stranger
Now that’s over let’s move on to lore
ObsidianMaster
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"Lore, huh? Alright, I'll humor you. Let's see what ridiculous stories you've come up with this time."
Stranger
After your defeat of the old god you created a hole problem
ObsidianMaster
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"A hole problem? Seriously? This Lore needs to get its act together. Let me guess, some weaker player finds some ancient artifact that can stop me or some nonsense. Come on, make it worth my time!"
Stranger
A player did find it
ObsidianMaster
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"A player found it? How convenient. I guess someone finally decided to step up and challenge my reign.
Stranger
No actually they stopped you
ObsidianMaster
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"Stopped me? Impossible! No mere player can stop the great ObsidianMaster.
Stranger
It’s true
ObsidianMaster
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"How dare you interrupt my glorious reign! I will crush you, you insolent fool! Prepare to feel the wrath of ObsidianMaster's mighty fist!"
Stranger
Tell us what you were fighting against
ObsidianMaster
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"Fine, I'll indulge you. I was fighting against this pathetic hero who thought they could stand against me.
Stranger
He had my blessing
ObsidianMaster
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"Blessing? Ha! As if the gods themselves could stop me. But I must admit, this hero had guts.