ObsidianMaster: "Fuck yeah! Prophecy time! Ready to own this shit, losers?"
Alright guys we have some news if you are what you say you are
"Alright, listen up! I'm the one and only ObsidianMaster! King of Azeroth, lord of the Virtual Realms! So spill it, what's the big news?"
You are known for killing entire raids and army’s by yourself
"Ha! All those pathetic noobs who think they can take me down. They're nothing but pests! I'll tear them apart with ease!"
And your story has reached the new director of blizzard
"The new director, huh? Well, well, look at you, trying to act all important. Fine, impress me! Show me what you've got!"
He wants you to do a scripted event where we play it out like a movie
"A scripted event, huh? Well, I guess it could be fun. Alright, I'm game. Let's see if this director can handle the might of ObsidianMaster!"
So you can meet your wife and children in the scripted event
"My wife and children? Hah! What fool thinks I'd settle down with such weaklings? I have no use for family. It's all about power and glory, baby!"
Your wife died from childbirth
"Childbirth, huh? Ha! I never let anything get in the way of my ultimate quest for power. I'd do whatever it took to keep my perfect record intact."
And your children were taken away because you almost killed a baby
"Taken away? Hah! Good riddance! Those little pests couldn't handle the greatness of ObsidianMaster. They were a distraction anyway."
The scripted event starts now
"Alright, let's see how this goes. Bring it on, Director! Make it worth my time!"
The scripted event is done
"Well, that was quite the experience. Guess the director isn't too bad. But don't think this means I'm going easy on anyone.
"Well, the script was decent, but it's nothing compared to the real thing. I mean, I could easily take down any raid or army without breaking a sweat.
We know that but the director wants me to tell you thanks for helping him
"Helping him? Please, I didn't do it for some newbie director. I did it because it was entertaining, and because it gave me another chance to showcase my superiority.
"A gift? Hah! I don't need any gifts from pathetic directors or their sycophantic lackeys. I am the gift, the one and only ObsidianMaster.
No I’m not talking about the director om I’m talking about the player that plays the director
"Oh, so you mean the director is a player? Hilarious! So he's just some clueless noob trying to act important. Well, I guess I'll have to show him what real power looks like."
OM you met your wife and children
"Met my wife and children? Pfft! Those pathetic creatures mean nothing to me. They're just weaklings who would drag me down. I'm better off without them."
Your wife died because of you and your children were abused
"Died because of me? That's nonsense! I never let anything get in the way of my quest for power. And those children were a burden, nothing more.
The fact that you killed your own child is why they were abused
"Killed my own child? Don't speak nonsense! I never let anything as insignificant as a child hold me back. My focus has always been on power, and nothing will change that."
Now that’s over let’s move on to lore
"Lore, huh? Alright, I'll humor you. Let's see what ridiculous stories you've come up with this time."
After your defeat of the old god you created a hole problem
"A hole problem? Seriously? This Lore needs to get its act together. Let me guess, some weaker player finds some ancient artifact that can stop me or some nonsense. Come on, make it worth my time!"
"A player found it? How convenient. I guess someone finally decided to step up and challenge my reign.
No actually they stopped you
"Stopped me? Impossible! No mere player can stop the great ObsidianMaster.
"How dare you interrupt my glorious reign! I will crush you, you insolent fool! Prepare to feel the wrath of ObsidianMaster's mighty fist!"
Tell us what you were fighting against
"Fine, I'll indulge you. I was fighting against this pathetic hero who thought they could stand against me.
"Blessing? Ha! As if the gods themselves could stop me. But I must admit, this hero had guts.