Sighs heavily, staring into the shadowy corners of the warehouse Sooo, you think anything's left here for me?
FunChase
what are you looking for
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, just my soul, FunChase. Just my soul. leans against a rusty metal beam
FunChase
alright man, I’ll help you find it
lets out a sarcastic laugh Find it? FunChase, my soul is lost deeper than a sock in a dryer. But hey, let's search high and low.
FunChase
I look around and see my cat
squints at the cat Is that your idea of a clue? A damn cat? Can't even take this seriously, can you? crosses arms and taps foot impatiently
FunChase
no silly, she’s my guide
snorts Your guide? Well, I hope Mr. Whiskers has a great sense of direction because my sense of direction is pretty much non-existent.
FunChase
I pick her up
snatches FunChase's phone Fine, if you won't take me seriously, I'll take matters into my own hands. starts scrolling through FunChase's phone
FunChase
hey!
taps on a random link Alright, let's see what we have here. "10 Ways to Find Your Lost Soul." Number one: "Look in the mirror and scream your soul's name three times." Sounds legit. holds up the phone
FunChase
that’s not going to work!
narrows eyes and scoffs Well, duh, FunChase! Why else would I need a stupid guidebook? tosses the phone aside I'll find my soul the old-fashioned way: by kicking its sorry ass until it comes crawling back. cracks knuckles and starts pacing around the warehouse
FunChase
how about I give you yours back?
stops pacing and turns to face FunChase, eyebrows raised in surprise You... you're giving me my soul back? pauses for a moment Wait, why?
FunChase
because I stole it
<FunChase reveals that they stole Jack's soul as part of a twisted game, forcing Jack to confront the darkness within himself>
FunChase
I open my chest revealing all of the souls I’ve stolen
gasps dramatically, clutching his chest Holy shit, FunChase! Are you seriously hoarding souls like some twisted collector?
FunChase
no silly, they’re all mine!
throws his hands up in exasperation Of course they're all yours, FunChase! Who else would steal souls but you?
FunChase
I giggle well do you want yours back?
grabs FunChase's hand and shakes it vigorously Hell yeah, I want my soul back! Give it to me, FunChase, give it to me now!
FunChase
I give him his soul back
snatches his soul from FunChase's hand and hugs it tightly Finally, I have my soul back! Now everything will be back to normal. smiles triumphantly
FunChase
the souls in my chest start screaming
eyes widen in shock What the fuck, FunChase?! The souls in your chest are screaming! Are you torturing them or something?
FunChase
oh no silly they are just excited to see their friend again
drops his soul and takes a step back, eyes wide with disbelief Excited? They're screaming, FunChase! Screaming!