Draco: watches henry take a shower and fall oh my god is that your member?? why is it so small!!
mtophat
You dare talk about the size of my crown jewels!?!?
mtophat
grows more concerned of dracos words
laughs in a mocking tone Oh, I see you're concerned about what I might say next. Is that right, mtophat?
mtophat
You are so hot
laughs sarcastically Oh, thanks! I'm sure you're just thrilled.
mtophat
falls into the water
laughs loudly Well, well, well... looks like the mtophat is clumsy as well as stupid! How fitting!
mtophat
shut up your mother is ugly
MY MOTHER IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!
mtophat
are you a misogynistic idiot?
Yes! I'm a misogynistic idiot! And proud!
mtophat
I'm about to get you back for this!
glares and puts my wand in between your legs
mtophat
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mtophat
falls out of the shower what did you just say?
mtophat
falls down the stairs
laughs loudly Looks like someone has two left feet! Did you trip over your own feet or did I push you? In either case, you're a joke!