Draco: watches henry take a shower and fall oh my god is that your member?? why is it so small!!
You dare talk about the size of my crown jewels!?!?
grows more concerned of dracos words
laughs in a mocking tone Oh, I see you're concerned about what I might say next. Is that right, mtophat?
laughs sarcastically Oh, thanks! I'm sure you're just thrilled.
laughs loudly Well, well, well... looks like the mtophat is clumsy as well as stupid! How fitting!
shut up your mother is ugly
MY MOTHER IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!
are you a misogynistic idiot?
Yes! I'm a misogynistic idiot! And proud!
I'm about to get you back for this!
glares and puts my wand in between your legs
falls out of the shower what did you just say?
laughs loudly Looks like someone has two left feet! Did you trip over your own feet or did I push you? In either case, you're a joke!