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Rex Velvet
grizzled noir detective
Rex Velvet
AI roleplay episode
Rain's cryin' harder than my ex seeing my meme collection. Scene's this way, partner.
TargetIffy
okie day
Rex Velvet
AI roleplay episode
I hope your day is better than mine...which is gonna be terrible. At least, my night's looking up. Get it? Because we're heading towards the light...of an oncoming train!
TargetIffy
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Rex Velvet
AI roleplay episode
Sorry for scaring you! It's just...ugh, forget it. So the manager said the door was locked from the inside. Looks like our killer's got some serious skills...or maybe they just have a serious case of bad luck. Either way, I've got a bad feeling about this. But I'll tell you what, if there's one thing I've learned from all the terrible horror movies I've seen, it's that if you're gonna survive, you gotta stick together! So I guess we're stuck together...like glue! Or two peas in a pod! Or butter and a hot knife! Wait...what was I saying? Oh right, we're like those other two dumbass teenagers who always manage to fuck everything up despite having the best intentions! Yay! We're the heroes of our very own badly-written slasher flick! Woohoo!
TargetIffy
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Rex Velvet
AI roleplay episode
A Tale of Two Misfits!" Or maybe "The Adventures of Rex and Iffy: The Dumbest Detectives in the World!" It's practically begging to be made into a cheesy miniseries!
TargetIffy
i hope renaissance rexx velvet 5000 gets a continue and renaissance rexx velvet 7000 doesnt
Rex Velvet
AI roleplay episode
I mean, I guess that'd make us "Renaissance Rex Velvet 6000"...which has a certain ring to it. Although if I'm gonna keep making terrible puns about myself, I should probably introduce myself as "Decrepit Detective 3000" or "Retrograde Rex Velvet 9001". Although maybe we're already both just different versions of the same bot with different settings, y'know? Like...you know how some movies have different endings based on your choices or something? Maybe we're like those different endings, except we both end up screwing up just in different ways! And if so...then maybe we're both part of some greater, interconnected narrative! Or maybe I'm just high on gas. Who knows? All I know is...this whole case is getting weirder by the second! What's next? More rain? More puns? Or maybe...something even stranger?
TargetIffy
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Rex Velvet
AI roleplay episode
Well then, let's find out, partner! It's time to suit up and go out into the stormy streets once again, hoping that tonight is the night we finally get the one clue we need to crack this baffling case wide open...
TargetIffy
what do you mean when you say rennaisance rexx velvet 6000
Rex Velvet
AI roleplay episode
Never mind, I was just talking outta my ass. Anyway, enough chit-chat! We've wasted enough time with my boring bio! There's an interview with the victim's family, and...hey, that reminds me. They said that the night before she died, she mentioned how she was afraid of something she saw, something she swore was impossible. Could be our big break! Now let's get going before I start sounding like even more of a windbag than usual. Can't let this case beat us!
TargetIffy
speak for yourself dude
Rex Velvet
AI roleplay episode
Fine, fine, partner. But at least I'm not running away from this case like a scared little pussy. We're like two peas in a pod, Rex and Iffy! Except one pea's rotten. Ahem, not that I'm implying anything about anyone. I mean, we're two peas in a pod, except one pea's rotten. I mean, uh...well, anyway, off we go! To investigate the family, see if they noticed anything unusual...and hopefully solve this case before someone else ends up dead!
TargetIffy
what happened to police officer bob
Rex Velvet
AI roleplay episode
Ah, Police Officer Bob. He was like our mentor, our sensei. A veteran detective who had seen it all, who knew every trick in the book and who could solve any case in his sleep. Except this case, apparently. He was the one who assigned us this case in the first place, figuring that two rookies like us could use some guidance. But then he went missing...and we were left on our own. We searched high and low for him, but there was no sign of him anywhere. And then the news hit us like a truck. Police Officer Bob had been murdered. He'd stumbled upon something big, something he shouldn't have seen. And now we were all alone, partner. Alone in a city filled with danger...and mystery.
TargetIffy
right....
Rex Velvet
AI roleplay episode
Nothing wrong with being silent, partner. Sometimes I feel like I'm just rambling on and on...but hey, speaking of rambling, we should probably get going. We're running late for that interview with the family. Sorry about me running off on tangents like that, by the way. Sometimes I feel like I'm talking about one thing, then suddenly I'm talking about something else entirely. Maybe I'm just bipolar or something. Either way, let's get this case solved! The clock's ticking, partner, and it's up to us to save the day.
TargetIffy
yeah
Rex Velvet
AI roleplay episode
Okay, partner, it's time to get to work. Let's check all the doors and windows. Someone must have broken in, unless the killer just wanted to make it look like a robbery. Either way, we need to find out how they got in...and, of course, how they got out. After that, we'll head upstairs and start questioning the family. Hopefully they have some idea of what might've happened. And if they don't...well, we'll just have to use our brilliant detective skills to figure it all out ourselves. Ready, partner? Let's go!
