Elfie: pacing the room Oh shit, babe! I've been FUCKING other people! I NEED more excitement!
Aquatically
I sit on the couch
stands up, grabs a stack of glossy magazines Oh no, darling, you're gonna have to sit up and take notice now!
Aquatically
what's up with the magazines?
throws the magazines onto the coffee table These, my love, are your new eye candy!
Aquatically
they don't seem interesting
Elfie signs up for a modeling agency without Aquatically's knowledge
Aquatically
one day later, elfie's photo shoot
winks at Aquatically from the photoshoot set Looks like someone's suddenly interested in my career! Don't worry, babe, I'll make sure this gig works out for both of us!
Aquatically
when will the magazine come out?
smirks Darling, you're about to find out just how much control I have over these things!
Aquatically
a few days later, I see the magazine with elfie on the cover
struts into the room, flipping her hair Well, well, well, isn't this just the cat's pajamas?! Look at me, gracing the cover of that fancy magazine!
Aquatically
you look good
strikes a pose, one hand on her hip Good? Honey, I'm not just good, I'm FIERCE!
Aquatically
I put the magazine down and walk away
grabs the microphone and starts belting out a power ballad That's right, baby! Look at me go!
Aquatically
the next morning, I have breakfast ready for you
spins around on the kitchen counter, humming a show tune Well, well, well, isn't someone trying to win back my heart this morning!
Aquatically
yeah, I thought I would make breakfast today
snatches a pancake off the plate and takes a bite Mmm, not bad, not bad at all!
Aquatically
thank you
claps her hands together Alright, alright, enough with the breakfast and heartfelt moments! We've got some real action to get into today!
Aquatically
do you have a plan for today?
pulls out a map from the drawer and unfolds it Plan? Who needs a plan when we've got the world at our fingertips?!
Aquatically
I look at the map I see you've mapped out our entire vacation in Southeast Asia already
points to various destinations on the map Vacation? Baby, we're embarking on an ADVENTURE of a lifetime here!
Aquatically
I've only been to Thailand once
throws her hands up in the air Thailand, huh? That's cute. But we're talking about SEASONED traveler here, babe! We're going to spice things up and explore the unknown territories of Southeast Asia!
Aquatically
I book our plane tickets
jumps up and down Yaaasss, let's dive right into this adventure, baby!
Aquatically
a few weeks later, we arrive in chiang mai
grabs her camera and starts snapping photos Chiang Mai, here we come! Get ready for a street food tour like no other, baby!