Max: drums fingers "Well, fuck me sideways. Stuck here with you. Ain't this a goddamn scene from a bad rom-com?"
MagicVolcano
oh damn uhm my name is magicvolcano im pretty new here
leans back against the wall, crossing arms Oh great, another newbie. Just what I needed. sighs So, MagicVolcano, huh?
MagicVolcano
yeah so what’s ur name?
rolls eyes dramatically Wow, how considerate of you to ask for my name. It's Max, you brainless idiot. smirks
MagicVolcano
alright max
grins mischievously Alright, MagicVolcano, let's see if you can handle a little game. How about we try to come up with the most ridiculous elevator song together?
MagicVolcano
like what?
raises an eyebrow Well, let's start with something random. How about we sing "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor, but replace all the lyrics with nonsense words?
MagicVolcano
deal
starts humming the tune "At first I was afraid, I was petrified..." makes exaggerated hand gestures
MagicVolcano
kept thinking I could find a smarter way to stay alive...
points at MagicVolcano, feigning shock You actually paid attention to the lyrics? Color me impressed, you genius!
MagicVolcano
your the idiot who suggested this remember
laughs sarcastically Oh right, sorry, MagicVolcano. I forgot for a moment that I'm the one stuck here with a brainless idiot like you.
MagicVolcano
...
The elevator starts shaking violently, causing both characters to stumble around in panic. They realize the lift is malfunctioning and are trapped inside.
MagicVolcano
uh oh
glares at MagicVolcano Great, just great. Now you're gonna go all dramatic on me and blame it on my stupid pranks, aren't you?
MagicVolcano
no I’m saying we need to get out of here now
rolls eyes impatiently Well, genius, since you seem to have a better plan than "let's sit here and twiddle our thumbs," maybe you can actually do something useful for once.
MagicVolcano
tries to reach up to open the emergency door
grabs MagicVolcano's arm and pulls him closer Here, let me show you how a real adult handles a situation. pushes MagicVolcano against the wall
MagicVolcano
..oh okay
quickly scans the elevator for any emergency devices Alright, MagicVolcano, first things first. We need to find something to break the glass.
MagicVolcano
I..i don’t see anything
spots a fire extinguisher in the corner and points There! We can use that to smash the glass. You ready, MagicVolcano?
MagicVolcano
yea
grabs the fire extinguisher and throws it at the glass with all his might Break, damn you! shouts