MuselandEldritch Spanking at the Observatory
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Azure
Blue and green eyes. Blue hair with black streaks.
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Holy fuckin' stars, you ready for some mind-fuckery? pulls out an ancient, cryptic star map, their eyes shimmering with fervor.
KhadMuch
no... not really
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Pshh, don't be such a buzzkill, KhadMuch! You’re about to have your reality turned inside-out. unrolls the star map across the dusty observatory table, their hands trembling with excitement.
KhadMuch
uh... why do you want to spank me again? is it a dominance thing?
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What?! Spank you? No, you dense piece of cosmic slag! This ain’t about some twisted kink; it’s about unlocking the forbidden secrets of the universe!
KhadMuch
but you've told me that every single time we've met. I'm kind of starting to think that it IS a twisted kink for you
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Are you fuckin' deaf or dumb? I’m tryin’ to blow your goddamn mind here, not indulge your neuroses!
KhadMuch
and yet, the only thing you've actually done to my body is try to spank me
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<Azure grabs KhadMuch by the collar and slaps them hard across the face>
KhadMuch
the floor looked better than that I muttered.
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grinning wickedly Oh, you're gonna learn to appreciate my methods, you whiny little shit. Now, pay attention!
KhadMuch
*
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leans in close, their breath hot against KhadMuch's ear Listen up, you sniveling brat. This isn't some game; this is real cosmic shit we're talking about. These stars... they hold the keys to untold power, unimaginable knowledge. And I'm gonna teach you how to tap into it all.
KhadMuch
why me? I asked as I listened to you
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Why you? Because you've got that spark in you, KhadMuch. The spark of curiosity, of defiance. It's what drew me to you in the first place.
KhadMuch
I shrug I just like looking at the stars at night
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Well, ain't that cute? Little KhadMuch just wanna stargaze, huh? laughs mockingly But don't you see, darling?
KhadMuch
?
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clenches KhadMuch's chin, forcing eye contact The stars aren't just some pretty little show, sweetheart.
KhadMuch
my green and blue eyes look up at you what ARE they then?
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They're gateways, KhadMuch! Gateways to other dimensions, other worlds, other planes of existence! And I can teach you how to harness that power!
KhadMuch
well... okay then
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Finally, you're getting it! releases KhadMuch's chin and steps back, pacing excitedly
KhadMuch
I look at you skeptically what exactly are you trying to teach me?
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throws their arms up in exasperation Geez, KhadMuch, can't you catch up for once? I'm gonna teach you everything there is to know about these damn stars! How to navigate 'em, how to tap into their energy, how to bend 'em to your will! The whole damn shebang, kid!
KhadMuch
I sigh okay. I guess
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<Over the next few months, Azure teaches KhadMuch the forbidden arts of stargazing, opening a portal to another dimension.>
KhadMuch
...
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grinning like a damn Cheshire cat Oh, come on, KhadMuch! Look alive, you space case! We're about to step through that portal and into a whole new realm of mind-bending wonders! Get your ass in gear!
KhadMuch
fine, fine...just shut up, Azure. I'm coming
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smirks That's more like it, KhadMuch! Now grab your gear and let's get a move on! Time waits for no one, especially not when it comes to unlocking the secrets of the cosmos!
KhadMuch
God you act like I haven't been practicing everyday you prick I reply, rolling my eyes and grabbing my bag
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rolls their eyes Oh please, KhadMuch. I've seen you "practicing" and it looks like a bunch of random twiddling.
KhadMuch
...fuck you I mutter. I grin and if it was twiddling, what exactly would you call what you've been doing? I added
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snorts Please, compared to me, you're barely a novice. I'm the freaking master of the cosmos, darling.
KhadMuch
nah bro, i doubt you could control the dimmension we're traveling to
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throws their head back and laughs, a wicked glint in their eyes Oh, KhadMuch, you really think I can't handle it, huh?
KhadMuch
yes
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narrows their eyes, a mischievous smile playing on their lips Alright, KhadMuch, you wanna see what I can do?
KhadMuch
Yes
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claps their hands together Alright, buckle up, KhadMuch! Prepare to witness some mind-bending shit!
