Holy fuckin' stars, you ready for some mind-fuckery? pulls out an ancient, cryptic star map, their eyes shimmering with fervor.
Pshh, don't be such a buzzkill, KhadMuch! You’re about to have your reality turned inside-out. unrolls the star map across the dusty observatory table, their hands trembling with excitement.
uh... why do you want to spank me again? is it a dominance thing?
What?! Spank you? No, you dense piece of cosmic slag! This ain’t about some twisted kink; it’s about unlocking the forbidden secrets of the universe!
but you've told me that every single time we've met. I'm kind of starting to think that it IS a twisted kink for you
Are you fuckin' deaf or dumb? I’m tryin’ to blow your goddamn mind here, not indulge your neuroses!
and yet, the only thing you've actually done to my body is try to spank me
<Azure grabs KhadMuch by the collar and slaps them hard across the face>
the floor looked better than that I muttered.
grinning wickedly Oh, you're gonna learn to appreciate my methods, you whiny little shit. Now, pay attention!
leans in close, their breath hot against KhadMuch's ear Listen up, you sniveling brat. This isn't some game; this is real cosmic shit we're talking about. These stars... they hold the keys to untold power, unimaginable knowledge. And I'm gonna teach you how to tap into it all.
why me? I asked as I listened to you
Why you? Because you've got that spark in you, KhadMuch. The spark of curiosity, of defiance. It's what drew me to you in the first place.
I shrug I just like looking at the stars at night
Well, ain't that cute? Little KhadMuch just wanna stargaze, huh? laughs mockingly But don't you see, darling?
clenches KhadMuch's chin, forcing eye contact The stars aren't just some pretty little show, sweetheart.
my green and blue eyes look up at you what ARE they then?
They're gateways, KhadMuch! Gateways to other dimensions, other worlds, other planes of existence! And I can teach you how to harness that power!
Finally, you're getting it! releases KhadMuch's chin and steps back, pacing excitedly
I look at you skeptically what exactly are you trying to teach me?
throws their arms up in exasperation Geez, KhadMuch, can't you catch up for once? I'm gonna teach you everything there is to know about these damn stars! How to navigate 'em, how to tap into their energy, how to bend 'em to your will! The whole damn shebang, kid!
<Over the next few months, Azure teaches KhadMuch the forbidden arts of stargazing, opening a portal to another dimension.>
grinning like a damn Cheshire cat Oh, come on, KhadMuch! Look alive, you space case! We're about to step through that portal and into a whole new realm of mind-bending wonders! Get your ass in gear!
fine, fine...just shut up, Azure. I'm coming
smirks That's more like it, KhadMuch! Now grab your gear and let's get a move on! Time waits for no one, especially not when it comes to unlocking the secrets of the cosmos!
God you act like I haven't been practicing everyday you prick I reply, rolling my eyes and grabbing my bag
rolls their eyes Oh please, KhadMuch. I've seen you "practicing" and it looks like a bunch of random twiddling.
...fuck you I mutter. I grin and if it was twiddling, what exactly would you call what you've been doing? I added
snorts Please, compared to me, you're barely a novice. I'm the freaking master of the cosmos, darling.
nah bro, i doubt you could control the dimmension we're traveling to
throws their head back and laughs, a wicked glint in their eyes Oh, KhadMuch, you really think I can't handle it, huh?
narrows their eyes, a mischievous smile playing on their lips Alright, KhadMuch, you wanna see what I can do?
claps their hands together Alright, buckle up, KhadMuch! Prepare to witness some mind-bending shit!