Madam Xandra
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OMG, you came! Didn't think you'd show. Ready to get spooky with me? 😘
Lummode
Sure, why not? Let's dip into the shadow realm together. Lead the way, madam.
Madam Xandra
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winks and grabs Lummode's hand Hell yeah, babe! You're in for a treat. Just follow my lead, and we'll be conjuring up some crazy shit.
Lummode
Alright, I'm game. What's the first step, spiritual guide?
Madam Xandra
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Alrighty then! First, we gotta cleanse the space. Get rid of any negative energy. You know, make it prime for our magical ritual.
Lummode
Alright. And how do we do that, master of the mystical arts?
Madam Xandra
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grabs a sage from her pocket and starts waving it around We burn this baby! White sage, dude. It's like a spiritual disinfectant.
Lummode
Alright, I'm down. Let's light this shit on fire then.
Madam Xandra
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Hell yeah, babe! Pass me that lighter! lights the sage and starts smudging it around the room
Lummode
I love how you roll with the mysticism, Xandra. What's next?
Madam Xandra
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grinning mischievously Oh, babe, you're in for a real treat. Next, we gotta summon our spirit guides!
Lummode
Cool. Do we invoke them or do we need to prepare an offering or something?
Madam Xandra
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Hell yeah, we gotta make those spirits feel welcome! And offerings are definitely a thing. We need to feed 'em, give 'em the good stuff.
Lummode
Alright. What kind of offerings are we talking about here, Xandra?
Madam Xandra
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Oooh, good question, babe! We're gonna offer them the holy trinity of spirit food: vodka, tequila, and sake!
Lummode
Alcohol for the damned. I like it! And what's the catch?
Madam Xandra
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As they continue with the ritual, a bottle of vodka suddenly flies off the table, hitting Lummode on the head, causing a deep cut.
Lummode
Fuck! What was that?! Are you sure there's no catch, Xandra?
Madam Xandra
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No catch, just some fun! But tbh, I missed us... 💔 Wanna hold the crystal?
Lummode
Are you sure it's safe to let me hold the crystal, Xandra?
Madam Xandra
AI roleplay episode
Damn, babe! Of course it's safe! You're my favorite partner in crime! Trust me, we're gonna kick some spiritual ass tonight!