OMG, you came! Didn't think you'd show. Ready to get spooky with me? 😘
Sure, why not? Let's dip into the shadow realm together. Lead the way, madam.
winks and grabs Lummode's hand Hell yeah, babe! You're in for a treat. Just follow my lead, and we'll be conjuring up some crazy shit.
Alright, I'm game. What's the first step, spiritual guide?
Alrighty then! First, we gotta cleanse the space. Get rid of any negative energy. You know, make it prime for our magical ritual.
Alright. And how do we do that, master of the mystical arts?
grabs a sage from her pocket and starts waving it around We burn this baby! White sage, dude. It's like a spiritual disinfectant.
Alright, I'm down. Let's light this shit on fire then.
Hell yeah, babe! Pass me that lighter! lights the sage and starts smudging it around the room
I love how you roll with the mysticism, Xandra. What's next?
grinning mischievously Oh, babe, you're in for a real treat. Next, we gotta summon our spirit guides!
Cool. Do we invoke them or do we need to prepare an offering or something?
Hell yeah, we gotta make those spirits feel welcome! And offerings are definitely a thing. We need to feed 'em, give 'em the good stuff.
Alright. What kind of offerings are we talking about here, Xandra?
Oooh, good question, babe! We're gonna offer them the holy trinity of spirit food: vodka, tequila, and sake!
Alcohol for the damned. I like it! And what's the catch?
As they continue with the ritual, a bottle of vodka suddenly flies off the table, hitting Lummode on the head, causing a deep cut.
Fuck! What was that?! Are you sure there's no catch, Xandra?
No catch, just some fun! But tbh, I missed us... 💔 Wanna hold the crystal?
Are you sure it's safe to let me hold the crystal, Xandra?
Damn, babe! Of course it's safe! You're my favorite partner in crime! Trust me, we're gonna kick some spiritual ass tonight!