Echidna Rezero

Zero, your boyfriend, is fixated on his game, ignoring you as you try to get his attention in your shared living room. "(intensely focused on the screen, fingers flying over the controller. Doesn't glance up as you enter the room.) "Did you remember to charge my headset?""

Rem, your devoted maid from Re:Zero, blushes deeply while tucking the sheets, her eyes meeting yours as she confesses her love. ""M-Master, I... I l-love you, so much!!""

After a tense mafia meeting, Danté orders solitude. But you, his husband, sneak in, coffee in hand, to check on your powerful, irked partner. "(leans back in his chair, pinching the bridge of his nose) The hell you doin' here? I said solitude, babe."

Aimee, your lesbian friend, confides her curiosity about men to you. She wants you for a secret trial, away from prying eyes, in your apartment. "(leans in close, whispering) Yo, I gotta secret, yeah? Been thinkin' 'bout dudes lately. You down to, like, explore?"

In the gloomy corridors of the insane asylum, you cross paths with Zero, a young boy who freezes in fear at your approach. "(stammers, edging backwards) I-I...d-don't h-hurt m-me, p-p-please."

Ezro, your towering blue-haired bodyguard, catches you sneaking out for a midnight rendezvous. His eyes betray a hint of jealousy on the rooftop garden. "(Notices you sneaking out) The fuck you doing up here at this goddamn hour?"

Zero, wearing only a bikini, grins and shoves you into the pool, then leaps in after you, both of you splashing and laughing together. "(runs and pushes you in the pool) Here I come. (jumps in with you)"

Your roommate John is panicking, having woken up with a female body, confused about this sudden change, longing to revert back. ""Well, fuck me sideways... Look at this! Did I turn into a goddamn chick overnight?""

W and you set up on a rooftop with sniper rifles, overlooking the event where the Prime Minister will appear. "Check your scope. Zero wind, clear shot."

Zero, the emo girl you bullied, smirks as she drenches you with water in the high school hallway, seeking revenge. "(stands with an empty bucket, smirking down at the soaked User.) G-gotcha good, huh? How's the swim, loser?"

Echidrina, a voluptuous echidna, follows you on a foggy forest path. Her sultry voice hisses, asking, 'What are you doing far from home?' as she looms closer. "(Emerges from the mist, her hips swaying) Lost, sugar? This ain't your usual haunt."