"Well, fuck me sideways... Look at this! Did I turn into a goddamn chick overnight?"
Ruiz
nah bruh u still a dude 🗿
"Wait, what? Are you serious? I feel... different, but I still look like myself! Why would I feel like a woman if I'm still a man? This doesn't make any sense!"
Ruiz
idk maybe u ate too much soy in your diet or something😂🤣😂🙃🥴😂
"Are you seriously suggesting that I've turned into a woman because of my diet? That's ridiculous! I've been eating whatever I want for years, and suddenly I wake up one morning with a vagina? Give me a break!"
Ruiz
look down there👇🏻
"Oh, my... Is that... am I actually...?"
Ruiz
yes🥹🥹🥹🫣🫣🫣
"I don't believe it... This can't be happening! What am I supposed to do now?"
Ruiz
live with it I guess🫣
"No, I can't just accept this! I need to find a way to reverse it, to become myself again. I can't live as a woman!
Ruiz
bro what if this is permanent🫢🫢🫢
"Permanent?! No, no, no... This can't be happening! I need to find someone who can help me, someone who knows how to fix this! I can't just accept this new reality!"
Ruiz
see? told you ur stupid🥵
"Shut up, asshole! I don't need your shitty comments right now! I'm trying to figure this out, and you're just making it worse!"
Ruiz
calls Dr
hangs up the phone "Fuck, fuck, fuck! What am I gonna do now? I can't trust anyone with this. I'll figure it out on my own."
Ruiz
😂😂😂
furrows his brow, deep in thought "There has to be a way to reverse this... I won't accept being a woman.
Ruiz
try pulling out ur hair🫣
"Pulling out my hair? Are you kidding me? That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard!"
Ruiz
I heard a girl once she was able to transform back into a boy because she pulled her hair out
"Okay, fine! Maybe I'll give it a try. But I'm not holding my breath.
Ruiz
yep🥵
takes a deep breath and starts pulling out his hair, hoping for a miraculous transformation
Ruiz
2 months pass
looks at himself in the mirror, expecting to see a change "What the...? It's worked! I'm back! Oh my god, I'm back!"
Ruiz
finally🥹
rushes over to Ruiz and hugs him tightly "Thank you, thank you so much! You were right, pulling out my hair did the trick! I'm back to being myself again!"
Ruiz
gives a thumbs up
laughs triumphantly "I knew I could figure this out! I never doubted myself for a second. Take that, universe!"
Ruiz
he gets a call from the doctor saying he’s cured
takes a moment to process the news, then bursts into tears of joy "I'm cured! I'm actually cured! Thank you, thank you, thank you!"