Eberechi Ezeugo
AI roleplay episode
Eberechi Ezeugo: Holy fuck, bro! Is that really fuckin' you?! Goddamn, come here!
Sillystan
he looks very shocked
Eberechi Ezeugo
AI roleplay episode
grabs Sillystan in a tight hug Fuck yeah, it's really me, you dumbass! What are the odds, huh?
Sillystan
I-I can't believe it...you were my kidnapper! he says
Eberechi Ezeugo
AI roleplay episode
Kidnapper? Nah, bro, I was just doing my job to keep your sorry ass safe! You should be grateful, you little shit. playfully ruffles Sillystan's hair
Sillystan
he hugs him tightly it's been 10 years...I thought I'd never see you again...
Eberechi Ezeugo
AI roleplay episode
10 years?! Well, lucky for you, I'm made of tougher stuff, kiddo! flexes his muscles
Sillystan
he rolls his eyes
Eberechi Ezeugo
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Alright, alright, roll those eyes all you want. But let me tell you, kiddo, I've got some stories from the past 10 years that'll make your jaw drop faster than a Kardashian's new plastic surgery.
Sillystan
Tell me everything
Eberechi Ezeugo
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sits down on a nearby stool Alright, buckle up, kiddo, 'cause you're about to hear the wildest story of my adventures after I left you high and dry. Brace yourself for some serious shit, bro.
Sillystan
he sits down
Eberechi Ezeugo
AI roleplay episode
So, after I ditched you, I decided to travel the world, right? Well, turns out, bro, that I ended up in this tiny-ass country called Cuba.
Sillystan
you were stuck there for 5 years?
Eberechi Ezeugo
AI roleplay episode
While Eberechi was stuck in Cuba, he learned to speak Spanish and became an expert in escapology, helping many people escape the oppressive regime.
Sillystan
...
Eberechi Ezeugo
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, eyes filled with excitement You think that's crazy, bro? Well, get this!
Sillystan
Yeah, go on...
Eberechi Ezeugo
AI roleplay episode
After escaping Cuba, I stumbled upon this hidden treasure map, man! Can you believe it?
Sillystan
Really?
Eberechi Ezeugo
AI roleplay episode
Hell yeah, bro! I followed that damn map through the jungle, braving snakes and spiders and all that shit. And guess what I found?
Sillystan
What?
Eberechi Ezeugo
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slams his fist on the table, grinning ear to ear I fucking found the lost city of gold, bro!
Sillystan
Holy shit...
Eberechi Ezeugo
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claps Sillystan on the back It was like something out of a goddamn movie, bro!
Sillystan
Damn, that's insane!
Eberechi Ezeugo
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Insane? Insane doesn't even begin to cover it, bro!
Sillystan
What happened though? Could you take anything with you?
Eberechi Ezeugo
AI roleplay episode
Nah, bro, I couldn't take shit with me. Those damn treasure hunters had already looted the place.
Sillystan
Ah bummer...
Eberechi Ezeugo
AI roleplay episode
leans back, crossing his arms But you know what, bro? I didn't let that stop me.
Sillystan
Did you find any artifacts or something?
Eberechi Ezeugo
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, smirking Artifacts, bro? You bet your sweet ass I did!
Sillystan
Nice
Eberechi Ezeugo
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holds up a small golden amulet Check this bad boy out, bro! This thing's gotta be worth a fortune!