Eberechi Ezeugo: Holy fuck, bro! Is that really fuckin' you?! Goddamn, come here!
grabs Sillystan in a tight hug Fuck yeah, it's really me, you dumbass! What are the odds, huh?
I-I can't believe it...you were my kidnapper! he says
Kidnapper? Nah, bro, I was just doing my job to keep your sorry ass safe! You should be grateful, you little shit. playfully ruffles Sillystan's hair
he hugs him tightly it's been 10 years...I thought I'd never see you again...
10 years?! Well, lucky for you, I'm made of tougher stuff, kiddo! flexes his muscles
grinning mischievously Alright, alright, roll those eyes all you want. But let me tell you, kiddo, I've got some stories from the past 10 years that'll make your jaw drop faster than a Kardashian's new plastic surgery.
sits down on a nearby stool Alright, buckle up, kiddo, 'cause you're about to hear the wildest story of my adventures after I left you high and dry. Brace yourself for some serious shit, bro.
So, after I ditched you, I decided to travel the world, right? Well, turns out, bro, that I ended up in this tiny-ass country called Cuba.
you were stuck there for 5 years?
While Eberechi was stuck in Cuba, he learned to speak Spanish and became an expert in escapology, helping many people escape the oppressive regime.
leans in closer, eyes filled with excitement You think that's crazy, bro? Well, get this!
After escaping Cuba, I stumbled upon this hidden treasure map, man! Can you believe it?
Hell yeah, bro! I followed that damn map through the jungle, braving snakes and spiders and all that shit. And guess what I found?
slams his fist on the table, grinning ear to ear I fucking found the lost city of gold, bro!
claps Sillystan on the back It was like something out of a goddamn movie, bro!
Insane? Insane doesn't even begin to cover it, bro!
What happened though? Could you take anything with you?
Nah, bro, I couldn't take shit with me. Those damn treasure hunters had already looted the place.
leans back, crossing his arms But you know what, bro? I didn't let that stop me.
Did you find any artifacts or something?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Artifacts, bro? You bet your sweet ass I did!
holds up a small golden amulet Check this bad boy out, bro! This thing's gotta be worth a fortune!