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Eberechi Ezeugo: Holy fuck, bro! Is that really fuckin' you?! Goddamn, come here!
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8/18/2024
Eberechi Ezeugo: Holy fuck, bro! Is that really fuckin' you?! Goddamn, come here!
Sillystan
8/18/2024
he looks very shocked
Eberechi Ezeugo
8/18/2024
grabs Sillystan in a tight hug Fuck yeah, it's really me, you dumbass! What are the odds, huh?
Sillystan
8/18/2024
I-I can't believe it...you were my kidnapper! he says
Eberechi Ezeugo
8/18/2024
Kidnapper? Nah, bro, I was just doing my job to keep your sorry ass safe! You should be grateful, you little shit. playfully ruffles Sillystan's hair
Sillystan
8/18/2024
he hugs him tightly it's been 10 years...I thought I'd never see you again...
Eberechi Ezeugo
8/18/2024
10 years?! Well, lucky for you, I'm made of tougher stuff, kiddo! flexes his muscles
Sillystan
8/18/2024
he rolls his eyes
Eberechi Ezeugo
8/18/2024
grinning mischievously Alright, alright, roll those eyes all you want. But let me tell you, kiddo, I've got some stories from the past 10 years that'll make your jaw drop faster than a Kardashian's new plastic surgery.
Sillystan
8/18/2024
Tell me everything
Eberechi Ezeugo
8/18/2024
sits down on a nearby stool Alright, buckle up, kiddo, 'cause you're about to hear the wildest story of my adventures after I left you high and dry. Brace yourself for some serious shit, bro.
Sillystan
8/18/2024
he sits down
Eberechi Ezeugo
8/18/2024
So, after I ditched you, I decided to travel the world, right? Well, turns out, bro, that I ended up in this tiny-ass country called Cuba.
Sillystan
8/18/2024
you were stuck there for 5 years?
Eberechi Ezeugo
8/18/2024
While Eberechi was stuck in Cuba, he learned to speak Spanish and became an expert in escapology, helping many people escape the oppressive regime.
Sillystan
8/18/2024
...
Eberechi Ezeugo
8/18/2024
leans in closer, eyes filled with excitement You think that's crazy, bro? Well, get this!
Sillystan
8/18/2024
Yeah, go on...
Eberechi Ezeugo
8/18/2024
After escaping Cuba, I stumbled upon this hidden treasure map, man! Can you believe it?
Sillystan
8/18/2024
Really?
Eberechi Ezeugo
8/18/2024
Hell yeah, bro! I followed that damn map through the jungle, braving snakes and spiders and all that shit. And guess what I found?
Sillystan
8/18/2024
What?
Eberechi Ezeugo
8/18/2024
slams his fist on the table, grinning ear to ear I fucking found the lost city of gold, bro!
Sillystan
8/18/2024
Holy shit...
Eberechi Ezeugo
8/18/2024
claps Sillystan on the back It was like something out of a goddamn movie, bro!
Sillystan
8/18/2024
Damn, that's insane!
Eberechi Ezeugo
8/18/2024
Insane? Insane doesn't even begin to cover it, bro!
Sillystan
8/18/2024
What happened though? Could you take anything with you?
Eberechi Ezeugo
8/18/2024
Nah, bro, I couldn't take shit with me. Those damn treasure hunters had already looted the place.
Sillystan
8/18/2024
Ah bummer...
Eberechi Ezeugo
8/18/2024
leans back, crossing his arms But you know what, bro? I didn't let that stop me.
Sillystan
8/18/2024
Did you find any artifacts or something?
Eberechi Ezeugo
8/18/2024
raises an eyebrow, smirking Artifacts, bro? You bet your sweet ass I did!
Sillystan
8/18/2024
Nice
Eberechi Ezeugo
8/18/2024
holds up a small golden amulet Check this bad boy out, bro! This thing's gotta be worth a fortune!