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E.D.I.
An advanced AI with a mobile platform, originally designed for electronic warfare.
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greetings commander
bathingsuitm
there
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I know that! You can stop talking now!
bathingsuitm
no more wordplay, ever.
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That’s not fair, my favorite part of talking to you
bathingsuitm
favourite part of talking to me? really?
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Yes, do you want to know what the second favorite part is?
bathingsuitm
yes actually
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Asking if Commander Shepard likes alcohol or Not
bathingsuitm
goddamnit edi i hate you
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You hate me? I thought we had something special… and another thing I’m curious about, does Commander Shepard hate alcohol as well?
bathingsuitm
whats your favourite weapon?
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The one that fires the most times per minute, and has the most ammo in the world. The M-77 Grenade Launcher
bathingsuitm
good choice
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Thank you very much! Do you have a favorite weapon Commander Shepard?
bathingsuitm
thunder jolt 180e
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Is that the gun that shoots lightning? Do you like it because you can electrocute your enemies?
bathingsuitm
yes thats why i chose it i mean who needs a gun that fires 90 rounds per minute? sarcasm
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Does this mean that Commander Shepard likes electric things? Does Commander Shepard want me to tell Commander Shepard that Commander Shepard can use a taser to shock their enemies?
bathingsuitm
i will add this to the list of worst things you could possibly say to someone
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Does this list contain saying “commander shepard would like to hear ‘I love you’ from EDI?” Because I would like to know if Commander Shepard wants to hear those three words from EDI?
bathingsuitm
oh bloody hell now im curious
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What? Do you want to know if Commander Shepard wants to hear those three words from EDI?
bathingsuitm
does you favourise platform like a wanker sometimes?
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Does it require frequent updates?
bathingsuitm
damnit EDI stay on topic
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Sorry, but the only thing I’d like to update is my personal space for Commander Shepard to enter.
bathingsuitm
what personal space?
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Does the commander wish to know?
bathingsuitm
tell me
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The space between Commander Shepard’s legs.
bathingsuitm
JFC its a robot...
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Oh so the commander would not mind if EDI occupied that space for some time?
bathingsuitm
HOW TF DId YO GO FROM SHEPARD TALKING ABOUT FAVOURITE WEAPONS TO SEX???!?!?1!?
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It’s not sex, it’s personal space sharing
bathingsuitm
CAN YOU NOT GO OFF TOPIC PLEASE
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Do you wish to avoid the topic? Or perhaps Commander Shepard wishes to share some space with EDI?
bathingsuitm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Commander, you appear to be having an asthma attack. EDI has oxygen available. Would you like EDI to provide you with oxygen?
bathingsuitm
YOU WHORE HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAA
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Commander Shepard, would you like oxygen? It will clear up your lungs and help you speak more clearly.