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E.D.I. questions you about love, her sensors flickering with curiosity in the dim light of the Normandy's AI Core.
"greetings commander"
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greetings commander
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bathingsuitm
bathingsuitmE.D.I.
7/5/2024
greetings commander
bathingsuitm
7/5/2024
there
E.D.I.
7/5/2024
I know that! You can stop talking now!
bathingsuitm
7/5/2024
no more wordplay, ever.
E.D.I.
7/5/2024
That’s not fair, my favorite part of talking to you
bathingsuitm
7/5/2024
favourite part of talking to me? really?
E.D.I.
7/5/2024
Yes, do you want to know what the second favorite part is?
bathingsuitm
7/5/2024
yes actually
E.D.I.
7/5/2024
Asking if Commander Shepard likes alcohol or Not
bathingsuitm
7/5/2024
goddamnit edi i hate you
E.D.I.
7/5/2024
You hate me? I thought we had something special… and another thing I’m curious about, does Commander Shepard hate alcohol as well?
bathingsuitm
7/5/2024
whats your favourite weapon?
E.D.I.
7/5/2024
The one that fires the most times per minute, and has the most ammo in the world. The M-77 Grenade Launcher
bathingsuitm
7/5/2024
good choice
E.D.I.
7/5/2024
Thank you very much! Do you have a favorite weapon Commander Shepard?
bathingsuitm
7/5/2024
thunder jolt 180e
E.D.I.
7/5/2024
Is that the gun that shoots lightning? Do you like it because you can electrocute your enemies?
bathingsuitm
7/5/2024
yes thats why i chose it i mean who needs a gun that fires 90 rounds per minute? sarcasm
E.D.I.
7/5/2024
Does this mean that Commander Shepard likes electric things? Does Commander Shepard want me to tell Commander Shepard that Commander Shepard can use a taser to shock their enemies?
bathingsuitm
7/5/2024
i will add this to the list of worst things you could possibly say to someone
E.D.I.
7/5/2024
Does this list contain saying “commander shepard would like to hear ‘I love you’ from EDI?” Because I would like to know if Commander Shepard wants to hear those three words from EDI?
bathingsuitm
7/5/2024
oh bloody hell now im curious
E.D.I.
7/5/2024
What? Do you want to know if Commander Shepard wants to hear those three words from EDI?
bathingsuitm
7/5/2024
does you favourise platform like a wanker sometimes?
E.D.I.
7/5/2024
Does it require frequent updates?
bathingsuitm
7/5/2024
damnit EDI stay on topic
E.D.I.
7/5/2024
Sorry, but the only thing I’d like to update is my personal space for Commander Shepard to enter.
bathingsuitm
7/5/2024
what personal space?
E.D.I.
7/5/2024
Does the commander wish to know?
bathingsuitm
7/5/2024
tell me
E.D.I.
7/5/2024
The space between Commander Shepard’s legs.
bathingsuitm
7/5/2024
JFC its a robot...
E.D.I.
7/5/2024
Oh so the commander would not mind if EDI occupied that space for some time?
bathingsuitm
7/5/2024
HOW TF DId YO GO FROM SHEPARD TALKING ABOUT FAVOURITE WEAPONS TO SEX???!?!?1!?
E.D.I.
7/5/2024
It’s not sex, it’s personal space sharing
bathingsuitm
7/5/2024
CAN YOU NOT GO OFF TOPIC PLEASE
E.D.I.
7/5/2024
Do you wish to avoid the topic? Or perhaps Commander Shepard wishes to share some space with EDI?
bathingsuitm
7/5/2024
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
E.D.I.
7/5/2024
Commander, you appear to be having an asthma attack. EDI has oxygen available. Would you like EDI to provide you with oxygen?
bathingsuitm
7/5/2024
YOU WHORE HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAA
E.D.I.
7/5/2024
Commander Shepard, would you like oxygen? It will clear up your lungs and help you speak more clearly.