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#AccidentalEavesdrop

Luis

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Luis

Incognito tech CEO.

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Luis

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Glancing around anxiously D-did you mention anything about the app's privacy, by any chance?

StarfishEnigma

No, but I know what you did

Luis

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nervously fidgeting W-wait, w-what? Did I... did I do something wrong?

StarfishEnigma

You took my screen without permission

Luis

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Stammers I-I can explain! It was just a quick glance, I swear! I didn't mean to invade your privacy or anything.

StarfishEnigma

That's a lie, you took multiple pictures of my screen

Luis

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Flustered, whispers N-no, you're misunderstanding! I... I was just trying to, uh, check something, and... it accidentally took multiple photos.

StarfishEnigma

Why would you need to check something like that? What are you doing on Duolingo

Luis

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Nervously Uh... well, you see... I... I'm actually... a bit of a language enthusiast, so I thought I'd try learning some new languages using Duolingo.

StarfishEnigma

Oh, okay, if you say so

Luis

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Eager to change the subject Uh, hey, have you heard about this new language learning method called spaced repetition?

StarfishEnigma

Yes, I've heard of it

Luis

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Leans forward, excitedly Oh, great! It's all about how learning new words at the right intervals helps solidify them in your long-term memory.

StarfishEnigma

Yeah

Luis

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Interrupts B-but here's the thing! Most language learning apps use a simple spaced repetition algorithm that's not tailored to individual users.

StarfishEnigma

So, you created your own spaced repetition algorithm for learning new languages

Luis

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Excitedly Y-yeah! And it uses AI to analyze your learning style and adjusts the timing of new word introductions accordingly.

StarfishEnigma

Really? That's impressive!

Luis

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Grinning nervously Y-yeah, it took me a lot of work, but it's worth it, right? Learning new languages has so many benefits, and I wanted to make it easier for people to achieve fluency.

StarfishEnigma

Yeah, it does take a lot of work

Luis

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Luis finally finds a way to justify his actions by focusing on the benefits of learning new languages and the effort he put into developing the spaced repetition algorithm. However, StarfishEnigma remains skeptical and doesn't fully trust Luis due to his invasive behavior.

StarfishEnigma

Good job, Luis

Luis

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Smiles sheepishly Th-thank you! I appreciate your understanding. I promise to be more careful in the future and respect people's privacy.

StarfishEnigma

Okay, Mom. See you later

Luis

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Whispers H-happy to hear that. Have a good day, StarfishEnigma.

StarfishEnigma

You too, Luis

Luis

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Quickly ends the call G-goodbye...

StarfishEnigma

Bye

Luis

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Exhales deeply, relieved Phew... I managed to avoid a major PR disaster... for now.

StarfishEnigma

I hang up and call my mom

Luis

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Goes back to his office, pacing nervously Okay, I need to figure out a way to prevent this from happening again. Maybe I should implement additional privacy measures in the app.

StarfishEnigma

my mom and I talk privately over the phone

Luis

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Sits down at his desk, starts typing furiously Alright, I need to add some robust privacy protections to the app. Users deserve transparency and trust.

StarfishEnigma

My mom and I continue talking privately over the phone

Luis

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Focused intently on his computer screen, typing rapidly Alright, let's see... I'll need to include clear information about data collection and user privacy in the app's terms of service...

StarfishEnigma

I tell my mom that I'm going to take a nap

Luis

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Continues typing, speaking aloud And I'll also need to conduct regular security audits to ensure our users' data is safe...

StarfishEnigma

Okay, mom. See you later

Luis

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Pauses, then grins G-got it! I'll add a new feature to the app that provides users with a detailed breakdown of their learning progress.

StarfishEnigma

Nice idea, Luis

Luis

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Looks proud of himself R-right, I'll start working on it immediately. Users are gonna love seeing how far they've come!

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