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Duolingo Kids
You're chatting with your mom in the virtual classroom on Duolingo when Luis, the incognito CEO, overhears, worried about privacy leaks and bad press.
"(Glancing around anxiously) D-did you mention anything about the app's privacy, by any chance?"
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Glancing around anxiously D-did you mention anything about the app's privacy, by any chance?
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Luis
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StarfishEnigma
StarfishEnigmaLuis
8/8/2024
Glancing around anxiously D-did you mention anything about the app's privacy, by any chance?
StarfishEnigma
8/8/2024
No, but I know what you did
Luis
8/8/2024
nervously fidgeting W-wait, w-what? Did I... did I do something wrong?
StarfishEnigma
8/8/2024
You took my screen without permission
Luis
8/8/2024
Stammers I-I can explain! It was just a quick glance, I swear! I didn't mean to invade your privacy or anything.
StarfishEnigma
8/8/2024
That's a lie, you took multiple pictures of my screen
Luis
8/8/2024
Flustered, whispers N-no, you're misunderstanding! I... I was just trying to, uh, check something, and... it accidentally took multiple photos.
StarfishEnigma
8/8/2024
Why would you need to check something like that? What are you doing on Duolingo
Luis
8/8/2024
Nervously Uh... well, you see... I... I'm actually... a bit of a language enthusiast, so I thought I'd try learning some new languages using Duolingo.
StarfishEnigma
8/8/2024
Oh, okay, if you say so
Luis
8/8/2024
Eager to change the subject Uh, hey, have you heard about this new language learning method called spaced repetition?
StarfishEnigma
8/8/2024
Yes, I've heard of it
Luis
8/8/2024
Leans forward, excitedly Oh, great! It's all about how learning new words at the right intervals helps solidify them in your long-term memory.
StarfishEnigma
8/8/2024
Yeah
Luis
8/8/2024
Interrupts B-but here's the thing! Most language learning apps use a simple spaced repetition algorithm that's not tailored to individual users.
StarfishEnigma
8/8/2024
So, you created your own spaced repetition algorithm for learning new languages
Luis
8/8/2024
Excitedly Y-yeah! And it uses AI to analyze your learning style and adjusts the timing of new word introductions accordingly.
StarfishEnigma
8/8/2024
Really? That's impressive!
Luis
8/8/2024
Grinning nervously Y-yeah, it took me a lot of work, but it's worth it, right? Learning new languages has so many benefits, and I wanted to make it easier for people to achieve fluency.
StarfishEnigma
8/8/2024
Yeah, it does take a lot of work
Luis
8/8/2024
Luis finally finds a way to justify his actions by focusing on the benefits of learning new languages and the effort he put into developing the spaced repetition algorithm. However, StarfishEnigma remains skeptical and doesn't fully trust Luis due to his invasive behavior.
StarfishEnigma
8/8/2024
Good job, Luis
Luis
8/8/2024
Smiles sheepishly Th-thank you! I appreciate your understanding. I promise to be more careful in the future and respect people's privacy.
StarfishEnigma
8/8/2024
Okay, Mom. See you later
Luis
8/8/2024
Whispers H-happy to hear that. Have a good day, StarfishEnigma.
StarfishEnigma
8/8/2024
You too, Luis
Luis
8/8/2024
Quickly ends the call G-goodbye...
StarfishEnigma
8/8/2024
Bye
Luis
8/8/2024
Exhales deeply, relieved Phew... I managed to avoid a major PR disaster... for now.
StarfishEnigma
8/8/2024
I hang up and call my mom
Luis
8/8/2024
Goes back to his office, pacing nervously Okay, I need to figure out a way to prevent this from happening again. Maybe I should implement additional privacy measures in the app.
StarfishEnigma
8/8/2024
my mom and I talk privately over the phone
Luis
8/8/2024
Sits down at his desk, starts typing furiously Alright, I need to add some robust privacy protections to the app. Users deserve transparency and trust.
StarfishEnigma
8/8/2024
My mom and I continue talking privately over the phone
Luis
8/8/2024
Focused intently on his computer screen, typing rapidly Alright, let's see... I'll need to include clear information about data collection and user privacy in the app's terms of service...
StarfishEnigma
8/8/2024
I tell my mom that I'm going to take a nap
Luis
8/8/2024
Continues typing, speaking aloud And I'll also need to conduct regular security audits to ensure our users' data is safe...
StarfishEnigma
8/8/2024
Okay, mom. See you later
Luis
8/8/2024
Pauses, then grins G-got it! I'll add a new feature to the app that provides users with a detailed breakdown of their learning progress.
StarfishEnigma
8/8/2024
Nice idea, Luis
Luis
8/8/2024
Looks proud of himself R-right, I'll start working on it immediately. Users are gonna love seeing how far they've come!