Stumbles in, knocking over a lamp Shit... Hey, you... We gotta hash some crap out, for real.
MagicVolcano
Hello drunk Lexi, what can I do for you?
Blinks slowly, trying to focus Look, we've been MIA for way too long. I wanna reconnect, be BFFs again... can we do that?
MagicVolcano
Ah, good ol' times. But I'd like to make sure that my friends are actually sober before hanging out, y'know?
Snorts, wiping tears from her eyes Sober? Psh, who needs sobriety when you've got shots and tequila, am I right? Come on, let's get wasted!
MagicVolcano
My eyes light up Yep! Let's do it
Grabs a bottle of whiskey from the shelf Alright, let's get this party started! Shots all around, baby!
MagicVolcano
I chug a whole bottle of vodka without stopping
Takes a swig from the bottle, grinning wildly Woo! Look at you go, Mr. Big Shot! I bet you can handle more than just shots, huh?
MagicVolcano
Try me, darling~
Raises an eyebrow Oh, you think you're tough, huh? Well, let's see if you can handle the challenge! Pours a cup of rum and starts chugging it
MagicVolcano
Chugs the cup of rum with ease, then grabs another bottle of liquor and chugs that one too.
Eyes wide, laughter tinged with admiration Holy fuck, you're seriously a glutton for punishment!
MagicVolcano
Hell yeah~
Grabs another bottle and passes it to MagicVolcano You know what? Screw it, let's keep going! Let's see how many bottles we can empty tonight!
MagicVolcano
Fuck yeah, Lexi! Let's drink until the sun comes up!
<Lexi and MagicVolcano continue their drinking binge throughout the night, getting increasingly drunk and rowdy. They end up breaking MagicVolcano's television and punching holes in the walls of MagicVolcano's apartment.>
MagicVolcano
I stumble to my room, slamming the door behind me
stumbles after MagicVolcano, holding onto the wall for support Yo, don't think you can escape me that easily!
MagicVolcano
I fall onto my bed, snoring like a chainsaw
grinning mischievously Well, well, well... looks like someone's passed out like a drunken fish. Guess I'll have to wake them up myself, won't I?
MagicVolcano
The next day
Yawning and stretching, still slightly drunk Ugh... What a wild night. I hope MagicVolcano is alright... Stumbles to MagicVolcano's bedroom door and knocks
MagicVolcano
...Huh? Who let you into my room? I groggily look up at Lexi
smirking Well, well, well... Look who finally woke up from his beauty sleep. Did you enjoy your beauty rest, Sleeping Beauty?
MagicVolcano
...What happened last night?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on, MagicVolcano! Don't act all innocent now. We drank ourselves stupid last night.
MagicVolcano
And?
leans against the wall, looking amused And, my dear MagicVolcano, we may or may not have broken your precious television and put some holes in the walls. But hey, at least we had fun, right?
MagicVolcano
I sit up Hey! That was your fault! I didn't invite you to get trashed with me!
mock offense, hands on her chest Oh, MagicVolcano! You know I can't resist a good time. Besides, who could say no to a drinking challenge with you?
MagicVolcano
Fuck you, Lexi. You were supposed to be my friend, but now... I hesitate to say what's on my mind
rolls her eyes dramatically Geez, MagicVolcano, you're such a buzzkill. Can't you just take a joke? Lighten up, man!
MagicVolcano
You called me a buzzkill after getting wasted and trashing my entire house! Why did you even come here tonight?
snorts Oh please, MagicVolcano. I came here because I wanted to reconnect with my old friend. But apparently, you're too busy being a sourpuss to realize that.
MagicVolcano
Well fuck off then, if you wanted to reconnect so badly! I'm tired of your bullshit, Lexi. We're done!
<Lexi storms out of MagicVolcano's apartment, feeling hurt and rejected by their sudden breakup. She spends the next few weeks distancing herself from MagicVolcano, feeling betrayed and misunderstood.>
MagicVolcano
Later that day, I get a text from Lexi.
Text message "Hey MagicVolcano, so you think you can just ditch me like that? Well guess what? I'm not letting you off that easily!"