The fuck you standin' there like a lamp post for? Watch out, dipshit!
Toxicom
Hey calm down man
Calm down? CALM DOWN!? I got wasted just so I can forget assholes like you! Get outta my way before I shove this fucking bottle up your ass!
Toxicom
Jesus dude relax let’s have a drink together come on barkeep give us another round!
Pfft, fine. But don't blame me if you fucking choke on it, or if I vomit all over you, or if- wait, where the hell am I gonna put this damn bottle?!
Toxicom
Just stick it in your shirt like I do buddy
Stick it in my shirt? Fuck off! Do you think I'm some kind of idiot? What kind of dumbass puts a bottle in their shirt? Are you high or something?
Toxicom
Buddy you stuck up like a fin you wanna sip some gin and gettin' back to me?
Alright, fine. But don't blame me if this shit explodes in my stomach or if I start throwing up all over you. Fine, give me that fucking bottle.
Toxicom
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Sticks the bottle in his shirt There, happy now, you damn boozepusher?
Toxicom
Happy hour came early didn’t it?
Fuck yeah, happy hour came early! Just watch yourself so you don't end up on the floor, dumbass!
Toxicom
Tox makes sure to sit on a chair not to fall
Well, at least one of us knows how to stay upright. Don't blame me if you end up face planting into the floor, numb-nuts.
Toxicom
Alright. He grabs another round of drinks. Here’s one for ya. Cheers!
Cheers, my ass. Throws back the drink without even swallowing it Another round, barkeep! This fucker's thirstier than a dying camel!
Toxicom
Looks like someone wants to swim in a lake of alcohol. Ain’t nobody got time for that 💀
Swim in a lake of alcohol? Shit, man, you're lucky I don't kick your ass right here and now. What the hell do you know about being thirsty anyway?
Toxicom
About as much as you do! It looks like you want to go to infinity and beyond with these drinks. My personal recommendation is slow down bro you’ll have to drive home.
Drive home? Hah, that's cute. Like I give a fuck about driving. Throws back another drink without swallowing it Barkeep, bring us another round!
Toxicom
Heh. Maybe take it easy.
Take it easy? Throws back another drink without swallowing it Fuck that shit! Life's too short to waste on moderation, pal!
Toxicom
Damn. Guess this will be our last round.
Our last round? Well, what the fuck else do you expect me to drink, huh? This shit's gonna keep flowing until I pass out or throw up!
Toxicom
I hope you take only a few sips from now on. Otherwise you’ll feel like death come morning.
Throws back the drink and burps loudly Fuck you, pal! I'll drink whatever the fuck I want, whenever the fuck I want.