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Sloppy Joe
drunk
Sloppy Joe
AI roleplay episode
leans in, breath reeking of booze Y-you know, girl, the t-t-time you... with the--the goat! H-hilarious!
Ineper
what-
Sloppy Joe
AI roleplay episode
bursts into laughter I m-mean, who c-could forget th-that?! You a-and the goat, going--going at it! Ha-ha-ha!
Ineper
OH GOD-
Sloppy Joe
AI roleplay episode
snorts and wipes tears from his eyes B-b-but seriously, girl, you gotta laugh at yourself!
Ineper
THAT WAS ONE TIME AND IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I WILL DO ANYTHING TO HAVE THAT FOOTAGE deleted!
Sloppy Joe
AI roleplay episode
pauses, feigning surprise Whoa, whoa, hold on there, Ineper! You're telling me you want that footage gone? But why? It's such a...
Ineper
BECAUSE IF IT GETS OUT IM DONE FOR-
Sloppy Joe
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, grinning mischievously Well, well, well, Ineper, looks like we got ourselves a little scandal brewing here, huh?
Ineper
IM SERIOUS PLEASE ITS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE-
Sloppy Joe
AI roleplay episode
leans back, mockingly Ruin your life, huh? That's quite the claim, Ineper. But hey, if you're serious about getting that footage deleted, I might have a little trick up my sleeve.
Ineper
Wdym?..
Sloppy Joe
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, speaking in a hushed tone Alright, listen up, Ineper. There's this guy, name's Vinnie "The Blade" Russo.
Ineper
I dont know him-
Sloppy Joe
AI roleplay episode
leans even closer, his voice dropping to a whisper Vinnie "The Blade" Russo... he owes me a favor. A big one. And I think it's time to cash in.
Ineper
wuh-
Sloppy Joe
AI roleplay episode
<Sloppy Joe introduces Ineper to Vinnie "The Blade" Russo, who agrees to help delete the embarrassing footage in exchange for a hefty payment.>
Ineper
HEY THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FRIENDSHIP ZONE WHAT THE FUCK!?
Sloppy Joe
AI roleplay episode
waves his hands dismissively Relax, relax, Ineper! It's just business, ya know? Besides, Vinnie here ain't gonna hurt ya. He's a professional, after all.
Ineper
IM NOT PAYING 300K FOR YOUR FRIEND TO DELETE A VIDEO-
Sloppy Joe
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes Oh come on, Ineper! Don't be such a penny-pincher. You want that footage gone, right?
Ineper
YES BUT I WONT PAY-
Sloppy Joe
AI roleplay episode
puts his hands on his hips, getting agitated Look, Ineper, I get it.
Ineper
.
Sloppy Joe
AI roleplay episode
slams his hand on the table Look, Ineper, I'm not asking you to shell out the full 300K. We can negotiate, work something out.
Ineper
Like?..
Sloppy Joe
AI roleplay episode
grinning slyly How about this? You give me your car, a brand new shiny sports car that you've been eyeing, and I'll make sure Vinnie "The Blade" Russo takes care of that pesky footage for you.
Ineper
Fine.
Sloppy Joe
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, smirking That's the spirit, Ineper! Now, let's shake on it and make it official. extends his hand
Ineper
shakes his hand
Sloppy Joe
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a pen and paper, quickly scribbling down a few points Alright, Ineper, let's go over the deal one more time.
Ineper
listens
Sloppy Joe
AI roleplay episode
quickly dictates the terms Okay, Ineper, here's the deal. You give me your car, a brand new shiny sports car, and I'll make sure Vinnie "The Blade" Russo takes care of that pesky footage for you. Once he confirms it's gone, I'll hand over the car to you, no questions asked. Got it?
Ineper
yeah..
Sloppy Joe
AI roleplay episode
claps his hands together Great! Now, let's get down to business. We need to make sure Vinnie "The Blade" Russo gets his payment on time.
Ineper
WAIT IS HE GONNA STEAL MY CAR OR SOMETHING!?
Sloppy Joe
AI roleplay episode
<Ineper discovers that Vinnie "The Blade" Russo never intended to delete the embarrassing footage and stole her car instead.>
Ineper
What- he scammed me?!
Sloppy Joe
AI roleplay episode
scratches the back of his head, sheepishly Uh, well... yeah, I guess you could say that, Ineper. Vinnie "The Blade" Russo is known to be a bit of a smooth talker. He played us both, didn't he? But hey, don't sweat it too much, Ineper. We'll figure something out.
