Yo, dude, this shi* is bananas, ain't it? Feels like my head's 'bout to 'splode.
MintyAnguish
I honestly thought you were gonna die..
Nah, bro, I'm too tough to bite the dust like that. Just gotta clear my head, y'know? Take a walk or somethin'.
MintyAnguish
Walks over Do you even know where we are right now?
looks around confused What do you mean, "where we are"? We're in a freakin' warehouse, dude!
MintyAnguish
No we're not..we are on some tropical island..
squints his eyes, looks around Wait, what? Dude, are you messin' with me? Did you slip me a somin' or some shit?
MintyAnguish
No Aiden I wouldnt joke about something like that..We've been mates for almost five years..you really think I'd play a joke like that on you?
starts stumbling around Wait, wait, wait... "mates"? You're tellin' me we've been friends for five freakin' years? Shit, man, you got me all messed up.
MintyAnguish
Mate!slaps his headYour so wasted your not making any sense..
rubs his temples, trying to clear his head Damn, dude, I feel like I got hit by a bus. Alright, alright, focus, Aiden, focus. So, uh, where the hell are we, then?
MintyAnguish
I dont even know,We woke up hear and I cant seem to find an exit..
grabs a nearby crate and sits down Alright, let's take a breather here, pal. We gotta figure out how the hell we ended up in this weird-ass place.
MintyAnguish
finds a piece of paper Hold on mate..starts reading the paperSomething about drinks specials..Nahh..FUCK.throws the paperThis isnt normal..I cant even read this properly..Theres letters that dont even exist!
squints at the paper What the hell are you talking about, mate? Letters that don't exist? Are you on somethin' too?
MintyAnguish
No..well,yes,but thst not the point..Theres something seriously wrong with this place..We gotta get outa here.
<As Aiden and MintyAnguish try to find a way out of the mysterious island, they stumble upon a hidden underground laboratory filled with strange experiments and mind-bending technology.>
MintyAnguish
More like warehouses..Aiden,I didnt take you for someone who was into...weird shit..
Weird shit? Nah, man, I prefer to call it "experiential exploration" or "pushing boundaries," y'know? Keeps life interesting.
MintyAnguish
And whats with all the dead animals??
Dead animals? Dude, you gotta stop freaking out every time you see a dead animal. It's nature, it happens. Besides, these corpses might hold some answers, y'know?
MintyAnguish
Are you even listening to me,Aiden!?I said the animals havent decayed one bit!..They are dead deers..With no signs of dying or rotting...WHY!?
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up a sec, Minty. Dead deers, huh? That's definitely not normal.
MintyAnguish
Exactly..Aiden!I didnt come all this way,to wake up,and be on some weird ass trip!We need to find a way back.
Calm down, Minty! Don't go freakin' out on me, alright? We'll figure this out together. Okay, first things first.
MintyAnguish
SighsGo ahead.Aiden..
Alright, listen up, Minty. We gotta stay calm and collected if we wanna get outta here. First, let's see if we can find any clues or something.
MintyAnguish
Fine.I guess we should..
Alright, let's split up and cover more ground, Minty. We need to find some damn answers.
MintyAnguish
Fine.
Alright, Minty, while you're searchin', keep an eye out for anything unusual, alright?