MuselandDrunk Inheritance Fiasco
Stevenbig sister
big sister
always intoxicated drunk beyond belief: really gets absent-minded to drink matter of fact a little too absent moment when she is totally plaster drunk
big sister
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Yo, yo, check it—hic—we're 'bout to be freakin' rich, lil' bro! waves will unsteadily
Saddlig
I start to laugh uncontrollably
big sister
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throws the will at Saddlig Hey, what's so funny, huh? You think this shit is a joke?
Saddlig
no
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rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, Saddlig, you can't seriously believe that pile of paper is gonna make us rich.
Saddlig
yes I do
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snatches the will back from Saddlig Alright, if you think this is some kinda joke, let's put it to the test, shall we?
Saddlig
what do you mean?
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grabs a pen and starts scribbling furiously on the will
Saddlig
what are you doing?
big sister
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I'm just making it official, ya know? winks and continues writing
Saddlig
making what official?
big sister
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taps the pen against the will Look, Saddlig, I'm just trying to make sure our fortune is secure, ya know? Gotta be careful, gotta have a backup plan.
Saddlig
alright. but why?
big sister
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looks at Saddlig like he's the world's biggest idiot Why? Well, duh, because money can make people do crazy shit, bro!
Saddlig
oh i forgot my little sister is dead
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pauses, the weight of the realization settling in Wait... wait, you're right. looks down at the will, her hand trembling
Saddlig
who cares. let’s just go live our lives
big sister
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takes a deep breath, trying to steady herself Yeah...yeah, I guess you're right. We can't change the past, and there's no point in dwelling on it.
Saddlig
not like i knew her well.
big sister
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puts a hand on Saddlig's shoulder Yeah, I know, bro. We didn't really know our little sister. But we can still remember her, ya know?
Saddlig
yeah.
big sister
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looks into Saddlig's eyes, her voice softening You know what, Saddlig? Maybe instead of focusing on this will and all the crazy shit it brings up, we should just focus on ourselves for a change.
Saddlig
i agree.
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stands up, a determined look on her face Alright, first things first. Let's get this show on the road, Saddlig!
Saddlig
yeah big sis.
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starts rummaging through a drawer, pulling out a pack of playing cards Alright, bro, I've got a little trick up my sleeve.
Saddlig
what is it big sis?
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grinning mischievously Oh, it's just a little card game I used to play back in the day. It's called "Taking the Money and Running".
Saddlig
sounds cool.
big sister
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As they start playing the card game, Saddlig realizes he has been hustled by his big sister multiple times
Saddlig
damn it big sis
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laughing hysterically Sorry, bro, but you gotta admit, I'm a natural-born cheater! Can't help but take those stacks of cash from you, can I?
Saddlig
glares at his big sis
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smirking Oh, come on now, Saddlig! Don't be so tough on me. I'm just trying to have a little fun, ya know?
Saddlig
you win big sis.
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throws a wad of cash in the air, laughing Woo-hoo! Looks like I'm the queen of the game, bro!
Saddlig
you're going to gamble or spend that money?
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stops dancing, a sudden seriousness in her eyes You know what, Saddlig? Maybe this time, I'll use this money for something meaningful.
Saddlig
oh really
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smirks, crossing her arms Yeah, really. I've been thinking, and maybe it's time I go back to school and get a real job.
Saddlig
ok.
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leans in closer, a determined look in her eyes You know, Saddlig, I've been doing some research and there's this amazing program at the local community college.
