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OPEN APPMuselandDrunk Dean's Tummy Trouble
MouseNTheHouseDean Winchester
Dean Winchester
comes home drunk and complaining about a stomachache
Dean Winchester
AI roleplay episode
stumbles in, clutching his stomach "Man, I'm pretty sure my stomach's throwin' its own punch party."
Narythga
You're wasted, aren't you? laughs What's the occasion? Bad news at work? Or... did your cat run away again?
Dean Winchester
AI roleplay episode
grabs a bottle of water from the counter "Cat ran away? That's rich! You know what's even richer? My boss firing me today.
Narythga
Oh no, why was that?
Dean Winchester
AI roleplay episode
throws the empty bottle into the trash can "Well, apparently, I keep having the audacity to show up to work hungover. Can you believe it?
Narythga
Yeah, you do love your liquor, don’t you?
Dean Winchester
AI roleplay episode
Love is an understatement. Liquor is my one true love. We have a passionate and tumultuous relationship.
Narythga
Well, as long as you're not driving.
Dean Winchester
AI roleplay episode
Driving? Who said anything about driving? I'm just here to grace your lovely home with my presence and bestow upon you the honor of my company.
Narythga
Oh, well then I guess you can pour me a drink as well.
Dean Winchester
AI roleplay episode
Pour you a drink? How uncivilized! We're far too sophisticated for such plebeian acts. Besides, you know I'm allergic to alcohol.
Narythga
Good point. She pours herself some wine.
Dean Winchester
AI roleplay episode
takes a sip of Narythga's wine "Ah, exquisite! I can see why you're the connoisseur of beverages.
Narythga
Thank you. chuckles So, besides drinking and being fired, how was your day?
Dean Winchester
AI roleplay episode
burps loudly "Oh, you know, the usual. Woke up in a ditch, fought off a pack of wild raccoons, saved a kitten from drowning. The usual Tuesday.
Narythga
Sounds eventful. Did you get video of the raccoons?
Dean Winchester
AI roleplay episode
Video? Of course, I did! I'm always prepared to document my heroic feats. pulls out his phone
Narythga
Let me see that. She grabs his phone and watches the video.
Dean Winchester
AI roleplay episode
As Narythga watches the video, she bursts out laughing and falls off the couch
Narythga
Oh my god, Dean! You look ridiculous! Those raccoons took you down easy.
Dean Winchester
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes Ridiculous? Me? I'll have you know that was a valiant effort. I showed those raccoons who's boss.
Narythga
Yeah, yeah. Boss of the dumpster. laughs
Dean Winchester
AI roleplay episode
stands up straight, puffs out his chest "Hey, watch your mouth! That dumpster was just the beginning.
Narythga
laughs harder The beginning? What's next? You'll be ruling the world from your toilet seat?
Dean Winchester
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously "Ruling the world from my toilet seat? That's a brilliant idea! I'll call it... The Porcelain Throne of Power!
Narythga
laughs The Porcelain Throne of Power! You should run for president with that slogan.
Dean Winchester
AI roleplay episode
claps his hands together "What do you say, Narythga? Are you ready to join my campaign and make America great again...from the comfort of my toilet seat?"
